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>be me
>right now
>read a bunch of stuff online about enemas
>find out that things can be stuck inside of you over time
>decide to clean myself out
>too lazy to go get one though, so I get idea
>get in bathtub and shove faucet up my ass
>decide to barely turn it on
>doesn’t feel like it’s working
>turn it up
>only feel a bit of water in my ass, unsure if it’s working
>after a minute, pull ass off faucet
>water was going more than half blast
>OHSHIT.jpg
>speaking of which
>hop on toilet and push
>shit out last nights dinner
>mkay
>shit some more
>mkay
>only water now, feels like peeing as a grill
>feelskindagood.man
>SUDDENLY
>the mother of all shits starts shooting out ass
>smells rancid
>gagging on the air
>continue spraying potty with shit from ages long past
>look down when it’s over
>darkest brown shit I’ve ever seen
>decide to wipe
>mfw accidentally spray more shit on righty
>fuck.gif
>think I’m done again
>Suddenly, more shit
>mfw this goes on for twenty minutes
I’m still sitting here, too afraid to wipe. Send help.
>right now
>read a bunch of stuff online about enemas
>find out that things can be stuck inside of you over time
>decide to clean myself out
>too lazy to go get one though, so I get idea
>get in bathtub and shove faucet up my ass
>decide to barely turn it on
>doesn’t feel like it’s working
>turn it up
>only feel a bit of water in my ass, unsure if it’s working
>after a minute, pull ass off faucet
>water was going more than half blast
>OHSHIT.jpg
>speaking of which
>hop on toilet and push
>shit out last nights dinner
>mkay
>shit some more
>mkay
>only water now, feels like peeing as a grill
>feelskindagood.man
>SUDDENLY
>the mother of all shits starts shooting out ass
>smells rancid
>gagging on the air
>continue spraying potty with shit from ages long past
>look down when it’s over
>darkest brown shit I’ve ever seen
>decide to wipe
>mfw accidentally spray more shit on righty
>fuck.gif
>think I’m done again
>Suddenly, more shit
>mfw this goes on for twenty minutes
I’m still sitting here, too afraid to wipe. Send help.
