has r/banter ever been jogging outside but your tummy is rumbling really bad and your super hungry but you find a mcdonalds bag blowing in the wind on the other side of the street but its a busy street so you take your chances and start to run across the street but a cramp in your stomach says otherwise and you hunch down into a fetal position on the street but then it hits you this is not stomach pains and instead you have really really bad constipipation to the point the diarrhea stored inside you is so much you can practically taste it and your like oh no im gonna blow but you cant force it out because constipated and the traffic doesnt stop so a big tractor driving 4 kilos per hour mows you down and your screaming but the tractors tire squeezes you and the diarrhea splurts out your butthole like squeezing a tube of toothpaste and now theres diarhea all over the road and the tractors wheels and the tractors wheels fling diarrhea backwards onto the car behind it blocking its windshield and your thinking oh no as the car steers off road and you let out a gasp as it runs over the mcdonalds bag and week old fries fly everywhere and mix with the road diarrhea and the car explodes so the guys probably dead but the heat cooks the fires and you realize its disgusting but just think of the diarrhea as ketchup so you dip a frie in the diarrhea and bring it to your mouth and take a bite and your like "mmmm mmmmm mmmm" because the diarrhea tastes like last nights turnip, lettuce, carrots and mashed potatoes and you realize these diarrhea fries are probably your last meal because the tractor also squeezed out half of your organs and your still tethered to the tractor by your intestines and its dragging you along almost like water skiing except this time your getting mad road rash on your belly as your dragged along but everything must be fine because im posting now ??