Why are Burgers so painfully dumb?

I asked some normies, they either blame the education or American Dream, which only retards bought into and thus left Europe.
I ain't having these, no amount of trivia learns you reasoning and common sense and Aussies ain't pirate crimelords either.

any burgers reading this shouldn't be offended as willingly exposing yourself to this board's climate already makes you a genius for your country's standards.