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Listen to me, Earthling, and listen to me good.
You will not say anything about the 2TB of My Little Pony porn I had gathered by copying files of the many of unsuspecting creature-made computers on Earth. If you even make as much as a peep or a joke about my eternal devotion to the Earth creature Rainbow Dash, I will end you and your puny little planet. If there was anyone I'd spare from my inevitable destruction of your gay, watery rock, it'd be these ponies. Got that?
Now explain how you got to Mars, then leave. Quickly.
