Learn the bedpill. Study the bedpill. Take the bedpill. Sleep next to a bedpill each night. Spread the bedpill. Organize gatherings with fellow bedpillers. Raise your kids on bedpills. Trace the origin of the bedpill.

Think of what Chan Lee would've done. What would he do? How did he invent the bedpill? Will anyone ever surpass him. Follow in his footsteps. Take up bedpill-approved hobbies like painting. Become a chinese businessman, just like Chan. Study his paintings; but do not copy him. Think - what would the modern day equiavalent of a chinese business man/painter be? What would the future equivalent be? If you one day can answer these questions, you will be able to time travel.

Study it more. What is the optimal swalloing speed? Why did the chinese world record of 24.7km/h cause 7 deaths? Could Chan Lee have suffered from this? How did they know it was a bedpill? How did it take years for the public to know about it? Why was it leaked?

To your right you will see the being that leaked it. Why did they do it? What are they? Where are they from? We can only speculate. But whatever it might be, rest assured with the knowledge that the Bedpill is the one true path in life. A sino sci-fi SUSS solution that once fully understood, could lead to a technological and anatomical revolution the likes of which we haven't seen since the dawn of civilization. Just imagine: A /bant/ like global society, every member of which is a bedpill intaking source of infinite wisdom.

TAKE THE FUCKING BEDPILL LADS.