>>467181I really like cheese. One time I got a brick of a Switzerland cheese I'd never head of before called Appenzeller. The moment I opened the packaging I was overwhelmed by the smell of goat shit.
This cheese literally smelled like goat shit, I'm not exaggerating. I resolved to taste some, and it also tasted like shit.
However, as soon as I unwrapped it, my cat came bounding into the room. She started meowing, purring and rubbbing. She jumped on my table and starting trying to get at the cheese.
Now, my cat never begged for anything, she's a kibble and wet food kitty. But something about this shit smelling, shit tasting cheese was driving her nuts.
So I said "fuck it" and put the whole piece of cheese on a plate for her, and she spent about 15 minutes just licking this awful brick of cheese.
A couple hours later I was sitting in the living room playing some games, when she jumped on my lap. After a few seconds, the smell hit me. My cat was ripping the worst cheese farts I've ever smelled.
She smelled so bad. I tried going to another room and she followed me, leaving a trail of horrible cheese farts behind her. I just gave up and went to bed, making sure the door was closed so she couldn't stink up my bedroom.
TL;DR Animals have shit taste and will eat anything.
