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Anonymous ID:AGii2uuO Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:11:53 No.4679633 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4679700 >>4679825 >>4679842 >>4679856 >>4680011 >>4680056 >>4680466

Here, right in this thread
We are only allowed to
Reply with haikus

Heaven

Heaven ID:LG0K9jCz Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:17:44 No.4679700 Report

Quoted By: >>4679766 >>4679871

>>4679633
don't know what that is
other than some weird poetry style the yanks seem to like and teach their kids
we don't

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U9x/4q0i Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:25:12 No.4679766 Report

Quoted By: >>4679845

>>4679700
it seems that anon
wasn't taught haikus at school
and is now a cunt

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qmBIDvub Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:30:29 No.4679825 Report

Quoted By: >>4679848

>>4679633
Bant was my loved home
Shit posters make bad content
bant is still my home

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tvl7KObl Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:31:58 No.4679840 Report

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yuor gay your gay your gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6PWnUa6A Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:32:06 No.4679842 Report

Quoted By: >>4679870

>>4679633
damn son this looks nice
may this be a nice thread
niggas got no clue

Heaven

Heaven ID:LG0K9jCz Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:32:25 No.4679845 Report

Quoted By:

>>4679766
maybe the faculty didn't want to look like morons in front of the Japanese exchange students

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U9x/4q0i Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:32:36 No.4679848 Report

Quoted By:

>>4679825
that gif is comfy
i feel so very at home
calm, content, happy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d781kUvt Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:33:53 No.4679856 Report

Quoted By: >>4680466

>>4679633
This is way to hard
Let us all do something else
Something that's fun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AGii2uuO Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:35:39 No.4679870 Report

Quoted By: >>4680040

>>4679842
Sorry my brother
But the haiku you just wrote
Has 5, 6, 5 lines

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o+lLkucb Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:35:43 No.4679871 Report

Quoted By: >>4679995

>>4679700
it seems that heaven
is not a well cultured guy
how unsurprising

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U9x/4q0i Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:46:31 No.4679981 Report

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i am bumping now
because this thread is good fun
and should be enjoyed

Heaven

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Heaven ID:LG0K9jCz Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:47:46 No.4679995 Report

Quoted By: >>4680052

>>4679871
a wild gaywi appears
he would rather be sucking dick
just to you me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1vu0Bq7K Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:49:30 No.4680011 Report

Quoted By: >>4680035

>>4679633
>Reply with haikus
Stopped reading right there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U9x/4q0i Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:51:44 No.4680035 Report

Quoted By:

>>4680011
yet still you replied
with not a haiku at all
for you are a fool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6PWnUa6A Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:52:32 No.4680040 Report

Quoted By: >>4680062

>>4679870
shut up faggot
niggas wont tell me my shit
i have no poems

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3xarxJLu Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:52:58 No.4680041 Report

Quoted By:

suck ass
eat my
asshole big yum yum juice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d781kUvt Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:53:35 No.4680047 Report

Quoted By:

@4680011
No one gives a shit
Get out of this fucking thread
We will not miss you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o+lLkucb Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:53:53 No.4680052 Report

Quoted By: >>4680162

>>4679995
>he would rather be sucking dick
>just to you me
???
Terrible poem btw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F5n1767k Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:54:08 No.4680056 Report

Quoted By:

>>4679633
Guess any three line paragraph
Without rhyme or reason
Counts as a haiku now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AGii2uuO Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:54:33 No.4680062 Report

Quoted By: >>4680121

>>4680040
You still got it wrong
Get the fuck out of my thread
Or step up your game

uvwxyz

uvwxyz ID:alM77+yf Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:55:43 No.4680073 Report

Quoted By:

fantastic idea
give the noggin a joggin
this is a good thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F5n1767k Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:57:23 No.4680088 Report

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Bask in the beauty of Matsuo Basho's wonderful poetry:

On a withered branch
A crow has alighted –
Nightfall in autumn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:D9a7qZ9d Thu 05 Apr 2018 04:59:04 No.4680102 Report

Quoted By: >>4680131

reply to this post
or you will die in your sleep
you're mom ghey lole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6PWnUa6A Thu 05 Apr 2018 05:01:01 No.4680121 Report

Quoted By: >>4680154

>>4680062
illustrate me please
cant into 5 7 5 patterns
im a brainlet cunt

uvwxyz

uvwxyz ID:alM77+yf Thu 05 Apr 2018 05:02:16 No.4680131 Report

Quoted By:

>>4680102
an awful shitpost
a (You) is my gift to you
just fuck off next time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AGii2uuO Thu 05 Apr 2018 05:03:29 No.4680154 Report

Quoted By:

>>4680121
English you must learn
Or else you will die alone
While I fuck your mom

Heaven

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Heaven ID:LG0K9jCz Thu 05 Apr 2018 05:04:07 No.4680162 Report

Quoted By: >>4680207 >>4680209 >>4680256

>>4680052
there was a young faggot from wellington
who tried to bant with a skelington
his green text was lax
though his butt hurt be max
so he replied to the bait once again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o+lLkucb Thu 05 Apr 2018 05:08:26 No.4680207 Report

Quoted By: >>4680246

>>4680162
I'm from auckland
But that line is probably bait anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3nYoWd/d Thu 05 Apr 2018 05:08:45 No.4680209 Report

Quoted By:

>>4680162
Dear Australian
Limericks aren't the way, it's
Haikus and the gay

Heaven

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Heaven ID:LG0K9jCz Thu 05 Apr 2018 05:13:15 No.4680246 Report

Quoted By:

>>4680207

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3nYoWd/d Thu 05 Apr 2018 05:14:54 No.4680251 Report

Quoted By:

My dad slit his wrists
everyone tries to help but
why don't I feel sad?

uvwxyz

uvwxyz ID:alM77+yf Thu 05 Apr 2018 05:16:43 No.4680256 Report

Quoted By:

>>4680162
ah, here comes a shitposter from ausfalia
if you asked him to be straight he would fail ya
but he brought a limerickal treat
how can haikus compete
a pooftah dressed up in poetic regalia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d781kUvt Thu 05 Apr 2018 05:17:38 No.4680259 Report

Quoted By:

All my friends are dead
They have pushed me to the edge
All my friends are dead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D9a7qZ9d Thu 05 Apr 2018 05:18:07 No.4680261 Report

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open a /bant/ thread
a total goddamn shitpost
it's a fucking leaf

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:U9x/4q0i Thu 05 Apr 2018 05:18:30 No.4680263 Report

Quoted By: >>4680265

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U9x/4q0i Thu 05 Apr 2018 05:18:57 No.4680265 Report

Quoted By:

>>4680263
>inb4 not a haiku

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FzTpE64x Thu 05 Apr 2018 05:43:39 No.4680466 Report

Quoted By:

>>4679633
just splitting up your post
into three long lines
does not make it a haiku

This guy has the right idea.>>4679856

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