has r/banter ever been pulling your pork at the gym in a corner so nobody would ever see and you have pee pee envy because your pee pee is really short and tiny so you want to make it bigger and as your feeling depressed about it you see a big 20 pound weight and get the idea and so you crouch over and wrap your flaccid pee pee around the weight like a loop and tie your foreskin in a knot and stand up and try to stretch your pee pee with the 20 pound weight and alls fine and good but then you start screaming in agony as your pee pee is ripped off and your crying and screaming and a fountain of pee pee blood starts splooping everywhere and your like oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no as the puddle grows and you try to run to the change room in embarassment but slip on the pee pee blood and fall on a treadmill going at max speed and your balls get caught and stretched so much and your really gonna die but your balls are so stretched that they go around the treadmill track at least 5 times before they rip and your flung to the other side of the room and hit a brick wall and your in ecstacy because despite the pain the weights and treadmill also made you feel really good so you start fingering your bloody groin hole before you fade into the darkness because you cracked your skull open from the wall and the last thing you remember is licking your finger and it tastes good but everything must be okay because im posting this ??