Why don't groups of you guys get together, pool your resources together, find a girl, and everyone shares her. You could probably get solid 7's or 8's if you guys have enough resources pooled together. If some of the guys in the group want kids, just have her take the pill then have in vitro fertilization done when it's time to have a kid, so the guy(s) who want a kid can be sure it's his and not one of the other guys'.

>b-b-b-b-but this is cuck shit
You don't have a gf right now. This would be a major step up. And you'd also have buddies from /r9k/ (people who you can relate to) to hang out with.