Why are you guys such closeted faggots?

Of any forum/messaging board I've been to, or any form of social media, /bant/ holds gayest of the gay. I come here and the second post I see says this, "I want to suck a cock." Get off the computer faggot and do something better than post queer shit and anime. Maybe then you guys won't be so inclined to commit suicide after downing a bottle of your anti-depressants.