Europoors will never reach this level of culinary excellence. This is what real men eat. I can hear them now.
>That looks fattening
What? Don't you work? The truth is like all Americans I'm a hard worker which mean I need all that energy. In fact I work 18 hr days for Mr. Sheklstien at minimum wage which is his God given right to do.
>Are those jalapenos? That looks spicy
Man up. Through years of intense training I have hardened my taste buds. I take delight in the burn and it makes me feel alive. Something euros in thier comfortable cities will never feel
>There is no meat or vegetables how can you call that a nutricious meal?
Look, it's not my fault youre gay. It just comes naturally to you European types. If you need nutrients so bad just suck your boyfriend's cock.
>All that cheese would block me up for a week
Typical. The average euro suffers from severely atrophied muscles as a result of all the gay hormones in thier water supply. They could never hope to have sufficient muscle mass to push a a real man sized log.

The truth isn't just that euros can't cook, it's that they cant handle real food