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Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Fri 06 Apr 2018 22:53:06 No.4703002 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4703036 >>4703067 >>4703085 >>4704695

I asked a tiger if he liked to a hunt in groups and he said
>I've never done that and I ain't even lion

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VEtD2e8g Fri 06 Apr 2018 22:56:37 No.4703019 Report

Quoted By: >>4703021 >>4703033

I was at a performance and everyone in the crowd just kept taking photos or videos the whole time. 90%percent of them did it, for the entire show! I leaned out in front of their cameras as much as I could to ruin their shots. Fuck them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZfcHr5+W Fri 06 Apr 2018 22:57:06 No.4703021 Report

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>>4703019
based and redpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:00:05 No.4703033 Report

Quoted By: >>4703121

>>4703019
Is it true that if you look at a Japanese woman's pussy you see a black censor bar with subtitles scrolling across it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rkuSHuTL Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:00:12 No.4703036 Report

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>>4703002
*ba dum tsh"
*laugh track*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FoJB2tHe Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:04:15 No.4703067 Report

Quoted By: >>4703080 >>4703094

>>4703002
Do you have a mental disorder

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rkuSHuTL Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:05:11 No.4703080 Report

Quoted By: >>4703083

>>4703067
why would you ask that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FoJB2tHe Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:05:32 No.4703083 Report

Quoted By: >>4703090

>>4703080
Because I'm starting to worry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GSOtbbBs Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:05:43 No.4703085 Report

Quoted By:

>>4703002
Based joke

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rkuSHuTL Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:07:02 No.4703090 Report

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>>4703083
He just wants to tell jokes man I don't think there's anything wrong with him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:07:58 No.4703094 Report

Quoted By:

>>4703067
I have never been diagnosed with anything . I have a what mental disorder would you expect me to have

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GSOtbbBs Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:12:01 No.4703118 Report

Quoted By: >>4703128 >>4703141

Okay guys listen to this:
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VEtD2e8g Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:12:31 No.4703121 Report

Quoted By: >>4703141 >>4703162

>>4703033
Strip clubs cost too much. Everyone here is after my dollars. Their tricks are new to me like paying to sit at a table. They advertise cheap beer but don't advertise that it costs 200 yen to sit down.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rkuSHuTL Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:14:32 No.4703128 Report

Quoted By: >>4703133 >>4703138

>>4703118
I don't get it
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL55Jv4fGPIb-L4Q2i2DGNWMI6fPh9MBUD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rkuSHuTL Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:15:11 No.4703133 Report

Quoted By: >>4703141

>>4703128
huh why did that get deleted

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VEtD2e8g Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:15:39 No.4703138 Report

Quoted By:

>>4703128
Cause he told the joke wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:15:41 No.4703141 Report

Quoted By:

>>4703121
how big is the beer
>>4703118
I thought it was called a blackstronaut
>>4703133
He is being chased by the fbi

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:17:34 No.4703153 Report

Quoted By: >>4703169 >>4703197

How did the dog describe the texture of the road ?
"Ruff"

what was the dogs favorite part of the tree?
The "Bark"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:19:44 No.4703162 Report

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>>4703121
I get the joke

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rkuSHuTL Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:20:23 No.4703169 Report

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>>4703153

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:22:48 No.4703181 Report

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what did the vegetable say once he started to win the wrestling match
looks like the tables have turniped

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rkuSHuTL Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:26:10 No.4703197 Report

Quoted By: >>4703213

>>4703153
I hang dogs from trees so I can raise the ROOF

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:27:35 No.4703213 Report

Quoted By: >>4703243

>>4703197
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rkuSHuTL Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:31:27 No.4703243 Report

Quoted By: >>4703253

>>4703213
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road
Because he was disabled

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:32:40 No.4703253 Report

Quoted By: >>4703257

>>4703243
chickens taste pretty good

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rkuSHuTL Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:33:28 No.4703257 Report

Quoted By: >>4703265

>>4703253
true

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:34:56 No.4703265 Report

Quoted By: >>4703483

>>4703257
I remember one time I ate two whole chickens

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rkuSHuTL Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:35:51 No.4703483 Report

Quoted By: >>4703703

>>4703265
Wow...did you cook them?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:37:36 No.4703703 Report

Quoted By: >>4703920

>>4703483
I just bought those rotisserie chickens at wall mart

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rkuSHuTL Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:40:15 No.4703920 Report

Quoted By: >>4703951

>>4703703
And you ate them both in one sitting? I don't think that's healthy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:44:18 No.4703951 Report

Quoted By: >>4703965

>>4703920
yea It isn't I stopped doing things like that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rkuSHuTL Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:46:42 No.4703965 Report

Quoted By: >>4703980

>>4703951
Well it made for a funny story at least but it's probably a good thing that you stopped

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:48:54 No.4703980 Report

Quoted By: >>4704026

>>4703965
I need to eat 3000 calories to maintain my current weight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rkuSHuTL Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:53:56 No.4704026 Report

Quoted By: >>4704040

>>4703980
are you saying you're underweight and you're trying to maintain your weight or you're overweight and you're trying not to?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:56:29 No.4704040 Report

Quoted By: >>4704055 >>4704082

>>4704026
I just wanted you to know that I can eat a lot of chicken.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VEtD2e8g Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:58:59 No.4704055 Report

Quoted By: >>4704072

>>4704040
No you fucking can't

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Fri 06 Apr 2018 23:59:46 No.4704066 Report

Quoted By: >>4704082

why did the donkey have to take care of a mule.
Because he wouldn't stop horsing around

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Sat 07 Apr 2018 00:00:05 No.4704072 Report

Quoted By: >>4704082

>>4704055
yea I can only eat 2

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rkuSHuTL Sat 07 Apr 2018 00:01:06 No.4704082 Report

Quoted By:

>>4704040
Oh I see now
Still I don't think you should do that even if it doesn't make you fat you can still get health problems
>>4704066
lol
>>4704072
2 whole chickens is quite a bit I think

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Sat 07 Apr 2018 00:04:42 No.4704104 Report

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one time I tried to make a chocolate sauce for my ice cream by microwaving a chocolate bar but what happened was that the chocolate got burnt and then it was stuck to the bottom so I tried washing it out. But then the cup broke because the water was cold and the cup was hot

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Anonymous ID:2MFL+vZ6 Sat 07 Apr 2018 01:11:16 No.4704695 Report

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>>4703002
T-I-G-E-R-S

my+onihs

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my+onihs ID:vDfoCkMQ Sat 07 Apr 2018 01:17:07 No.4704737 Report

Quoted By: >>4704750

how do germans tie their shoes?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Sat 07 Apr 2018 01:18:25 No.4704750 Report

Quoted By: >>4704767

>>4704737
how

my+onihs

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my+onihs ID:vDfoCkMQ Sat 07 Apr 2018 01:20:32 No.4704767 Report

Quoted By: >>4704790

>>4704750
in NAZIS.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OVKg82D2 Sat 07 Apr 2018 01:23:59 No.4704790 Report

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>>4704767
the first letter in the Germanic alphabet is not z

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