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Vocajew ID:J5yyaCWQ Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:07:57 No.4706078 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4706084 >>4706099 >>4706291 >>4706767

Will read things in a Jewish voice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:as+iEvmi Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:08:50 No.4706084 Report

Quoted By: >>4706096

>>4706078
I hate white people

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Anonymous ID:44pxnoXL Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:09:37 No.4706092 Report

Quoted By: >>4706109

"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness).

Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music.

Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta.

Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral

EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE

NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

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Vocajew ID:J5yyaCWQ Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:10:45 No.4706096 Report

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>>4706084
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0MTri6VbHOd

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Anonymous ID:Wk/iJAVO Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:11:13 No.4706099 Report

Quoted By: >>4706118

>>4706078

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Vocajew ID:J5yyaCWQ Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:12:43 No.4706109 Report

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>>4706092
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qKAQCkeHLG

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:44pxnoXL Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:13:46 No.4706114 Report

Quoted By: >>4706126

Life isn't fair
Life is like a fair
That only lets in white people
With blue eyes and blond hair

Vocajew

Vocajew ID:J5yyaCWQ Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:14:11 No.4706118 Report

Quoted By: >>4706129 >>4706150

>>4706099
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1aEJUL124Wd

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Vocajew ID:J5yyaCWQ Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:14:48 No.4706126 Report

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>>4706114
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0CRpBWAZcck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KJXXHBDR Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:15:13 No.4706129 Report

Quoted By: >>4706135

>>4706118
p funny ngl

Vocajew

Vocajew ID:J5yyaCWQ Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:15:53 No.4706135 Report

Quoted By: >>4706140

>>4706129
Thank you goy

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Anonymous ID:KJXXHBDR Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:16:45 No.4706140 Report

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>>4706135
<3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:as+iEvmi Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:17:50 No.4706150 Report

Quoted By: >>4706157

>>4706118
10/10 congrats OP

Vocajew

Vocajew ID:J5yyaCWQ Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:18:39 No.4706157 Report

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>>4706150
Dont ever say that I, Ishmael of the tribe never delivered

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0M/Scvc3 Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:27:32 No.4706206 Report

Quoted By: >>4706220

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

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Vocajew ID:J5yyaCWQ Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:30:29 No.4706220 Report

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>>4706206
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1J0JiPCzqAp

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:krgWkzEi Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:43:02 No.4706291 Report

Quoted By: >>4706329

>>4706078
Hello?" "Hello!" "Hello?" "Who's this?" "Who's THIS?" "I'm asking the questions. I called you." "No, I called YOU. And you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I ever heard." "You sound like the physical manifestation of some loser's inner demons" "Well, you sound like some total chode's inability to confront the reality of his past actions." "If I ever get your stinky mug in my line of sight I swear to jackoff I'll cock your clock off." "Well, I'm going to be the bigger man and hang up fir-" phone goes dead "Dammit!" walks outside and they encounter each other "Listen, we don't cotton to freaks round these parts. Scram, weirdo." "Oh yeah? I don't poly-cotton to coping tropes! Even my own. So why don't you split." "Looks like I already did. You're the sad figment of my twisted psyche's tragic dividend. You're the un-me. I'm the real me. You wanna be me?" "Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants. Hate to break it to you but I wore them first." "Me bequeathed thee psycho-pathological hand-me-downs." "So you're the one who stained them" "Whoever found it, browned it." "You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me. But it's too late. You snoze, you loze." "You sleeped, you weaped!" "You nap-uh, you get slap-uh!" "Well you slumber, a cucumber!" "You catch up on some zzz'eds, you get out of my heads!" "You slumber... hamburg I don't wanna talk about nothin else!" "Listen, this psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers." "You couldn't seek your way out of a cardboard bag." "Yeah, I know. Cause it would be an egg." "Ooooh!!" turns away and thinks to self "This guy might be better than me" "That's right, I am better than me." "Look buddy, know when you're defeated. Accept your defecation." "No thanks, I'm full. Cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast." "Look at you, you look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance." "Oh yeah? Your mom's so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her!"

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Vocajew ID:J5yyaCWQ Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:47:29 No.4706329 Report

Quoted By: >>4706361

>>4706291
Anon im sorry I cant do two voices

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:krgWkzEi Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:51:49 No.4706361 Report

Quoted By: >>4706372

>>4706329
just do the same one pls

Vocajew

Vocajew ID:J5yyaCWQ Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:52:37 No.4706372 Report

Quoted By: >>4706373

>>4706361
alright but its gonna be shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:krgWkzEi Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:52:52 No.4706373 Report

Quoted By: >>4706388

>>4706372
thanks anon

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Vocajew ID:J5yyaCWQ Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:55:20 No.4706388 Report

Quoted By: >>4706412

>>4706373
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1YDkjhyJm1G

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:krgWkzEi Sat 07 Apr 2018 04:59:42 No.4706412 Report

Quoted By: >>4706431

>>4706388
thanks again here is the source
https://youtu.be/2rwPPrxjqKY

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Vocajew ID:J5yyaCWQ Sat 07 Apr 2018 05:03:17 No.4706431 Report

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>>4706412
I thought that seemed a little familiar, I used to watch XRA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uBRCDCt8 Sat 07 Apr 2018 05:05:51 No.4706445 Report

Quoted By: >>4706452

Mate mate you come to Birmingham mate I'll fuckin bite your face off and shove it up your asshole you little dickhead, you little fucking knob. You were talking about the whispering maybe you should stop whispering yourself first you little fucking mommy's boy now shut your mouth and fuck off dickhead. You know something you little fucking muppet I'll tell you where I live, I live in FUCKING Birmingham, Smethwick, you little fucking bic-dickhead FIND OUT WHERE IT IS, YEAH. COME BIRMINGHAM and I'll BITE YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF. I WILL FUCK YOU UP DICKHEAD I WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU LITTLE KNOB YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE. I'M A FUCKING BIG MAN YOU LITTLE FUCKING DICKHEAD. I'M COMING FOR YOU, BIG MAN SIX FOOT, BIG ASS STOCKY MAN, SO COME SMETHWICK, AND I'LL BITE YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF. YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE, SO NEXT TIME CHECK YOUR MESSAGES YOURSELF YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD What did i fucking shout at you down the mic for, playing your fucking mouth, mate, to my bro man. You sent me a message first, yeah. I live in Smethwick Birmingham if you want to FUCKING brawl. COME down, Smethwick, ask for Danny G, I'LL COME OUT MY HOUSE, AND I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS! YOU LITTLE PRICK! HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?! HEAR WHAT I'M, FUCKING SAYING?! COME BIRMINGHAM AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP, COME BIRMINGHAM NOW, AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP! I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE?! I LIVE IN FUCKING SMETHWICK, NOW COME, AND I'LL KILL YAH.

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Anonymous ID:uBRCDCt8 Sat 07 Apr 2018 05:06:15 No.4706452 Report

Quoted By: >>4706478

>>4706445
Pt2.

What's my problem? What's my problem? You, is my fucking problem. Shut your fucking mouth I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND I WILL COME AND FUCK YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM GEEZER, I AM A FUCKING MONSTER. DON'T FUCK ME ABOUT AND I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE. COME TO MY HOUSE, SMETHWICK, COME TO MY HOUSE AND WE'LL SEE WHO KNOCKS WHO OUT MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE. SERIOUSLY MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE, I WILL BREAK YOU OPEN, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU LITTLE PRICK. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE 17 YOU LITTLE KNOBHEAD. I'VE GOT FUCKING KIDS OLDER THAN YOU MAN, I GOT KIDS THAT WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU DICKHEAD.

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Vocajew ID:J5yyaCWQ Sat 07 Apr 2018 05:10:16 No.4706478 Report

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>>4706452
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0YypWsQFnKs

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Anonymous ID:M8w+ATz7 Sat 07 Apr 2018 05:54:30 No.4706767 Report

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>>4706078
read this in a rabbi voice

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