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Anonymous ID:12SL+yY0 Mon 15 May 2017 01:08:06 No.471162 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>471253 >>471304 >>471323 >>471336 >>471339 >>471475 >>471524 >>471602 >>471727 >>471757 >>471841 >>471849 >>472304 >>472546 >>473009 >>473135 >>474428

roles reset from previous thread
discord: https://discord gg/EEKTA

have fun, ignore rulebreakers, don't be assholes, keep thinrgs running smoothly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qpQI1DjK Mon 15 May 2017 01:10:44 No.471245 Report

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anime

(50 HEALTH 50 MANA 320 GOLD)

(50 HEALTH 50 MANA 320 GOLD) ID:9U28ZQro Mon 15 May 2017 01:11:08 No.471253 Report

Quoted By: >>471317

>>471162
Roll

owo the duwuke [50HP 50MP 100G]

owo the duwuke [50HP 50MP 100G] ID:1PE25/KR Mon 15 May 2017 01:11:13 No.471257 Report

Quoted By: >>471322

roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mxXTCVtx Mon 15 May 2017 01:12:39 No.471293 Report

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>>47116
roll

Mulatto Lesser Clergy (0G, 10HP, 0MP)

Mulatto Lesser Clergy (0G, 10HP, 0MP) ID:UbANxSgJ Mon 15 May 2017 01:12:40 No.471295 Report

Quoted By: >>471321

roll for death first
please oh great gods fucking kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 01:13:07 No.471304 Report

Quoted By:

Roll
>>471162

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (50 Health, 50 Mana and 100 Gold)

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (50 Health, 50 Mana and 100 Gold) ID:9U28ZQro Mon 15 May 2017 01:13:37 No.471317 Report

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>>471253
((Owen collects taxes from his properties and ownerships))
If successful 300 gold is added

Dingle the ReRoll

Dingle the ReRoll ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 01:13:44 No.471320 Report

Quoted By: >>471355

yo.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UbANxSgJ Mon 15 May 2017 01:13:45 No.471321 Report

Quoted By:

>>471295
YES YES YES
NOW ROLL FOR REINCARNATION

jamba the town guard orc [50HP 50MP 100G]

jamba the town guard orc [50HP 50MP 100G] ID:1PE25/KR Mon 15 May 2017 01:13:47 No.471322 Report

Quoted By:

>>471257
ok what do i do here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:13:54 No.471323 Report

Quoted By:

>>471162
roll

Elven Hunter

Elven Hunter ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:14:30 No.471336 Report

Quoted By:

>>471162
sweet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iJHlxSLn Mon 15 May 2017 01:14:37 No.471339 Report

Quoted By:

>>471162
roll

Nils the Bard (50HP 50MP 100G)

Nils the Bard (50HP 50MP 100G) ID:UbANxSgJ Mon 15 May 2017 01:15:16 No.471350 Report

Quoted By:

tootelootloottootdooteedootdootdoot

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 50hp50mp100g

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 50hp50mp100g ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 01:15:27 No.471355 Report

Quoted By: >>471393 >>471402

>>471320
Roll to rob Owen for half his gold

Glory be to the Fire

Elven Hunter (50 health, 50 mana) (100 g)

Elven Hunter (50 health, 50 mana) (100 g) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:15:37 No.471360 Report

Quoted By: >>471386

roll to go hunting in the forest

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (50 hralth 50 mana 400 gold)

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (50 hralth 50 mana 400 gold) ID:9U28ZQro Mon 15 May 2017 01:15:49 No.471367 Report

Quoted By: >>471407

((Roll: If successful I use all my Mama to increase my health to 100))

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 01:16:12 No.471376 Report

Quoted By: >>471477

Initial Roll

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (100 g)

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (100 g) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:16:34 No.471386 Report

Quoted By: >>471423

>>471360
My arrow bounced back and hit me. Fuck. Roll to try again

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 50hp50mp250g

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 50hp50mp250g ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 01:16:55 No.471393 Report

Quoted By:

>>471355
Low suxxess, got away with 150 instead of 200

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 50 mana 200 gold)

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 50 mana 200 gold) ID:9U28ZQro Mon 15 May 2017 01:17:11 No.471402 Report

Quoted By: >>471427

>>471355
Son of a...
((Roll to swing my machete at you and chop your head off, afterwards taking my money back))

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DVmldRdv Mon 15 May 2017 01:17:15 No.471403 Report

Quoted By:

69 get

jamba the town guard orc [50HP 50MP 100G]

jamba the town guard orc [50HP 50MP 100G] ID:1PE25/KR Mon 15 May 2017 01:17:23 No.471407 Report

Quoted By: >>471461

>>471367
I look at you and don't recognize you. you're not from round here are you? I roll to take my giant orc nigger spear and stab you.

Nils the Bard (50HP 50MP 100G)

Nils the Bard (50HP 50MP 100G) ID:UbANxSgJ Mon 15 May 2017 01:17:32 No.471411 Report

Quoted By:

I invent rock and roll

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (100 g) (2 deer carcasses)

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (100 g) (2 deer carcasses) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:17:55 No.471423 Report

Quoted By:

>>471386
>6
it worked this time
great
time to sell stuff

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 50hp50mp250g

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 50hp50mp250g ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 01:18:06 No.471427 Report

Quoted By: >>471507

>>471402
Roll to escape combat and yell 'suck my dwarfy dong'

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (70H, 70M, 100G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (70H, 70M, 100G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 01:18:17 No.471430 Report

Quoted By: >>471522

I go gathering some materials for my alchemistry in the forest (roll)

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (100 g) (2 deer carcasses)

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (100 g) (2 deer carcasses) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:18:49 No.471451 Report

Quoted By: >>471469

I roll to sell the deer bodies

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 0 mana 250 gold)

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 0 mana 250 gold) ID:9U28ZQro Mon 15 May 2017 01:19:04 No.471461 Report

Quoted By: >>471562

>>471407
((You take 60 health from me, I fall to the ground and cower))
Why are you doing this?

Slothana the wretched

Slothana the wretched ID:DVmldRdv Mon 15 May 2017 01:19:14 No.471463 Report

Quoted By:

roll
EHEHEHEHEHE

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (120 g)

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (120 g) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:19:33 No.471469 Report

Quoted By:

>>471451
I'm apparently an idiot who sold them for only 10 each

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mod978uV Mon 15 May 2017 01:19:59 No.471475 Report

Quoted By: >>471516

>>471162
rollin

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (100 health, 0 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (100 health, 0 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 01:20:01 No.471477 Report

Quoted By: >>471560

>>471376
Tyrone tries to convince the local butcher to start selling his chicken in Kentucky Fried variants.

឴

឴ ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 01:20:16 No.471483 Report

Quoted By:

rolling!

Elven Hunter (65 health, 70 mana) (120 g)

Elven Hunter (65 health, 70 mana) (120 g) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:20:22 No.471487 Report

Quoted By: >>471558

wait we start with 70hp and 70mp in this one? SHIEEET

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 50hp50mp250g

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 50hp50mp250g ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 01:21:16 No.471507 Report

Quoted By:

>>471427
My dwarfy, 7/10 dong.

No I dont know what the standards are for dwarf dick, I only fuck Daddy Tyrone.

Jenkins, Orc Knight [50HP/50MP] (100 gold)

Jenkins, Orc Knight [50HP/50MP] (100 gold) ID:Mod978uV Mon 15 May 2017 01:21:36 No.471516 Report

Quoted By:

>>471475
How art thou peasants doing today?

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 100G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 100G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 01:21:51 No.471522 Report

Quoted By:

>>471430
When i set foot into the forest, little did i know that i was about to get blown sky high by some random orc's mace.
> -30 Health

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 01:21:55 No.471524 Report

Quoted By:

>>471162
Roll

Flame Dawn High Priest 100G 50HP 25MP

Flame Dawn High Priest 100G 50HP 25MP ID:od4RmDkU Mon 15 May 2017 01:22:03 No.471532 Report

Quoted By: >>471553

Roll to get dank meme role

Elven Hunter (65 health, 70 mana) (120 g)

Elven Hunter (65 health, 70 mana) (120 g) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:22:22 No.471545 Report

Quoted By: >>471573

I roll to learn snipe and arrow rain

Peasant 0 gold 50hp 50mp

Peasant 0 gold 50hp 50mp ID:od4RmDkU Mon 15 May 2017 01:22:44 No.471553 Report

Quoted By:

>>471532
fucking grab the nearest farming tool and kill myself.

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 70hp70mp250g

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 70hp70mp250g ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 01:22:49 No.471558 Report

Quoted By: >>471573 >>471675

>>471487
Good catch. How do you pitch?

Roll to seduce and pickpocket EH

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 01:22:56 No.471560 Report

Quoted By: >>471601

>>471477
Through a clever use of ebonics Tyrone manages to convince the butcher to Kentucky Fry his chicken. Being a nigger however Tyrone doesn't want to pay for his new meal so he attempts to steal the KFC.

(Also I didn't set my health and mana to the proper initial values, changed that now)

jamba the town guard orc [50HP 50MP 100G]

jamba the town guard orc [50HP 50MP 100G] ID:1PE25/KR Mon 15 May 2017 01:23:02 No.471562 Report

Quoted By: >>471597

>>471461
"i'm here to protect my town, and you look like a theiving kike with your fancy clothes and your giant fucking kike nose. " I pin you against the wall. "i think thats kinda hot though, wanna be my rich bf? uwu" I give you a hot look. "i'm a girl orc you know" roll for seduction

Elven Hunter (65 health, 70 mana) (120 g) (Abilities: Snipe)

Elven Hunter (65 health, 70 mana) (120 g) (Abilities: Snipe) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:23:25 No.471573 Report

Quoted By: >>471589 >>471593

>>471545
I learned one
>>471558
Roll to shoot you in the face

Brog, Hound Breeder [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G ]

Brog, Hound Breeder [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 01:23:52 No.471582 Report

Quoted By: >>471665

I search through the streets of the city, and look for stray dogs.

Elven Hunter (65 health, 70 mana) (120 g) (Abilities: Snipe)

Elven Hunter (65 health, 70 mana) (120 g) (Abilities: Snipe) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:24:03 No.471589 Report

Quoted By: >>471615 >>471697

>>471573
i missed
Roll to use snipe

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 70hp70mp300g

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 70hp70mp300g ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 01:24:16 No.471593 Report

Quoted By: >>471615

>>471573
Tough shit, loverboy.

+50golds

Nils the Bard (70HP 70MP 100G)

Nils the Bard (70HP 70MP 100G) ID:UbANxSgJ Mon 15 May 2017 01:24:18 No.471594 Report

Quoted By: >>471617

i suck cocks for money (50G)
cocksucking gives you +speed, skill, and luck for one battle
reply to this post, your roll determines quality of cocksucking (amount of stats raised, up to +9)
if 0, you get cockbitten. -10 hp. A 1 is -5hp.

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 0 mana 250 gold)

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 0 mana 250 gold) ID:9U28ZQro Mon 15 May 2017 01:24:26 No.471597 Report

Quoted By: >>471633

>>471562
Umm... I do not have a big nose...
((Roll to kill her))

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (60 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (60 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 01:24:38 No.471601 Report

Quoted By: >>471670 >>471675

>>471560
The butcher, aware of the phrase around blacks never relax quickly whacks the niggers ugly untrimmed fingers with his cleaver leaving Tyrone wailing in his niggery voice as he attempts to flee from the store.

-10 Health

idk who.

idk who. ID:od4RmDkU Mon 15 May 2017 01:24:38 No.471602 Report

Quoted By: >>471711

>>471162
Reroll last character died.

Elven Hunter (65 health, 70 mana) (70 g) (Abilities: Snipe)

Elven Hunter (65 health, 70 mana) (70 g) (Abilities: Snipe) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:25:17 No.471615 Report

Quoted By: >>471675

>>471589
BRUTAL HIT.
Snipe doubles damage dealt
>>471593
Ha. Take an arrow to the face
-18 health for you

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 0 mana 250 gold)

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 0 mana 250 gold) ID:9U28ZQro Mon 15 May 2017 01:25:23 No.471617 Report

Quoted By:

>>471594

jamba the town guard orc [5HP 50MP 100G]

jamba the town guard orc [5HP 50MP 100G] ID:1PE25/KR Mon 15 May 2017 01:26:03 No.471633 Report

Quoted By: >>471668

>>471597
aw fuck. *dies*

Elven Hunter (65 health, 70 mana) (70 g) (Abilities: Snipe)

Elven Hunter (65 health, 70 mana) (70 g) (Abilities: Snipe) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:27:04 No.471660 Report

Quoted By: >>471669

I roll to shoot Dingle the Dwarfy thief again

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G ]

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 01:27:19 No.471665 Report

Quoted By:

>>471582
I don't find any stray dogs in the city. I travel outside city limits, and search for wolves.

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 0 mana 250 gold)

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 0 mana 250 gold) ID:9U28ZQro Mon 15 May 2017 01:27:23 No.471668 Report

Quoted By:

>>471633
I always hated you ugly orcs.
((Throws a smoke bomb and dissapears to chase after the pickpocket. If roll is successful the pickpocket is captured))

Elven Hunter (60 health, 70 mana) (70 g) (Abilities: Snipe)

Elven Hunter (60 health, 70 mana) (70 g) (Abilities: Snipe) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:27:24 No.471669 Report

Quoted By:

>>471660
fuck not again

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (40 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (40 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 01:27:26 No.471670 Report

Quoted By: >>471715

>>471601
Tyrone having a significantly lower IQ than any other race ends up pushing the door instead of pulling it and cannot escape the butchers shop. The butcher slices Tyrone again chopping off a good bit of nigger meat. Tyrone tries to figure out how this door works.

-20 Health

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 60hp70mp300g

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 60hp70mp300g ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 01:27:42 No.471675 Report

Quoted By: >>471697 >>471760

>>471601
Roll to burgle some KFC from the butcher for Daddy Tyrone.

>>471615
Horseshit, I rolled me the 8 on pikpokkit
>>471558
But thats a 5 so fuggit I take 10 damage

Elven Hunter (60 health, 70 mana) (70 g) (Abilities: Snipe)

Elven Hunter (60 health, 70 mana) (70 g) (Abilities: Snipe) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:28:39 No.471697 Report

Quoted By: >>471737

>>471675
doesnt matter. I rolled a 9 on snipe >>471589
thats 18 damage

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G ]

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 01:28:44 No.471699 Report

Quoted By: >>471764

Alright, I found a den of wolves.

Rolling to capture some of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 01:29:31 No.471710 Report

Quoted By:

roll for role

Blacksmith of Rare Items (100g, 70hp, 70mp)

Blacksmith of Rare Items (100g, 70hp, 70mp) ID:od4RmDkU Mon 15 May 2017 01:29:37 No.471711 Report

Quoted By: >>471720 >>471764

>>471602
Hear ye hear ye! I'm a blacksmith for hire, I will forge items of varying degrees of quality for you if you bring me supplies to craft said items with, and a small fee of gold, 100 should do the trick. My items may give you the edge in combat or help you unlock your mystical powers!

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (30 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (30 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 01:29:58 No.471715 Report

Quoted By: >>471760

>>471670
Tyrone pitiful intelligence continues to struggle with the concept of a pull door and he figures that he just needs to push the door with a significant amount of force. He slams his body into the door and hurts himself, falling back onto the ground like a bitch. The butcher feels kind of bad for the nigger and tries to explain how the door works.

- 10 Health

Elven Hunter (60 health, 70 mana) (70 g) (Abilities: Snipe)

Elven Hunter (60 health, 70 mana) (70 g) (Abilities: Snipe) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:30:07 No.471720 Report

Quoted By: >>471725

>>471711
I need a short sword

Elven Hunter (60 health, 70 mana) (70 g) (Abilities: Snipe)

Elven Hunter (60 health, 70 mana) (70 g) (Abilities: Snipe) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:30:42 No.471725 Report

Quoted By: >>471772

>>471720
and i get turned away for a lack of money
Roll to go hunting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 01:30:47 No.471727 Report

Quoted By:

>>471162
Roleing

Get it?

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 52hp70mp300g

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 52hp70mp300g ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 01:31:13 No.471737 Report

Quoted By:

>>471697
ugh fine
Still got away with the cash and snatched some KFCs while butcher was distracted with Tyrone's down syndome, despite the facial injury.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 01:32:18 No.471757 Report

Quoted By: >>471791

>>471162
reroll

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (30 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (30 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 01:32:26 No.471760 Report

Quoted By: >>471782

>>471715
With the concept properly explained to him Tyrone runs out of the door. Tyrones eagle eyed eyes allowed him to notice a midget stealing some KFC and he goes to talk to him and ask if he can have it in his niggery language. >>471675

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G | wolves ]

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G | wolves ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 01:32:39 No.471764 Report

Quoted By: >>471816 >>471860

>>471699
That went surprisingly well. They seem to like me.

Any alchemists around here? I need sexy time potions for the wolves.

>>471711
Hey man, how much for some chains?

Chip the Orc Beast Tamer (70 HP 70 MP 100G)

Chip the Orc Beast Tamer (70 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 01:32:57 No.471769 Report

Quoted By: >>471787

rolling to find a moose

Elven Hunter (60 health, 70 mana) (70 g) (Abilities: Snipe) (items: 1 dead bear)

Elven Hunter (60 health, 70 mana) (70 g) (Abilities: Snipe) (items: 1 dead bear) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:33:19 No.471772 Report

Quoted By: >>471790

>>471725
okish hunt. Got a bear.
I go to sell it to the butcher

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 100G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 100G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 01:33:34 No.471777 Report

Quoted By: >>471887 >>471903

ROLL UP, ROLL UP!
SELLING ALCHEMICAL GOODS!
5G - 1x1x1cm of pure homeopathic gold.
10G - 3 hollow iron rods.
15G - 1 sexy time wolf potion

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 52hp70mp300g

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 52hp70mp300g ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 01:34:13 No.471782 Report

Quoted By: >>471828 >>471858

>>471760
Daddy, what happened to you? What's "Ayy mi cya ave sum chicken" mean? What's GOING ON

Chip the Orc Beast Tamer (70 HP 70 MP 100G)

Chip the Orc Beast Tamer (70 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 01:34:35 No.471787 Report

Quoted By: >>471828

>>471769
It's a giant two-headed moose with a crown of maple leaves and it breathes fire
I roll to tame it

Elven Hunter (60 health, 70 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe) (items: 1 dead bear)

Elven Hunter (60 health, 70 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe) (items: 1 dead bear) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:34:39 No.471790 Report

Quoted By: >>471802

>>471772
Being the idiot I am, I sold it for 15. I roll to learn Arrow Rain

Bohumil the Town Guard[50HP 50MP](100gold)

Bohumil the Town Guard[50HP 50MP](100gold) ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 01:34:43 No.471791 Report

Quoted By:

>>471757
My halberd is ready

Elven Hunter (55 health, 70 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe) (items: 1 dead bear)

Elven Hunter (55 health, 70 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe) (items: 1 dead bear) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:35:17 No.471802 Report

Quoted By: >>471824

>>471790
fuck
I try again in anger

Blacksmith of Rare Items (100g, 70hp, 70mp)

Blacksmith of Rare Items (100g, 70hp, 70mp) ID:od4RmDkU Mon 15 May 2017 01:36:01 No.471816 Report

Quoted By:

>>471764
An amulet of chain? 100 gold as all my other items, but you must bring me the metal to forge the chains with, I don't keep that shit on me "nigga".

Elven Hunter (55 health, 70 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe) (items: 1 dead bear)

Elven Hunter (55 health, 70 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe) (items: 1 dead bear) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:36:18 No.471824 Report

Quoted By:

>>471802
I failed again.
I proceed to go back to town

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (20 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (20 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 01:36:36 No.471828 Report

Quoted By: >>471855 >>471875 >>471932

>>471782 >>471787
In his attempts to explain Tyrone stretched his mouth to wide and rips it at the side. All the pain and embarrassment from today is beginning to get to Tyrone and he begins to activate his special racial ability CHIMPOUT.

-10 Health

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EvOLXBY6 Mon 15 May 2017 01:36:53 No.471835 Report

Quoted By:

rollerino

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8oRTMP/r Mon 15 May 2017 01:37:20 No.471841 Report

Quoted By:

>>471162
halo

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 100G)

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 100G) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 01:37:38 No.471847 Report

Quoted By:

I cook things

Cd roll

Cd roll ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 01:37:42 No.471849 Report

Quoted By:

>>471162
Roll

Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (70 HP 70 MP 100G)

Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (70 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 01:37:50 No.471855 Report

Quoted By: >>471888 >>471932

>>471828
I tell my moose to shit on this guy's head for weirding me out

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 0 mana 250 gold)

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 0 mana 250 gold) ID:9U28ZQro Mon 15 May 2017 01:37:55 No.471858 Report

Quoted By:

>>471782
((Roll to kill the thief and nigger for revenge for stealing his shit))

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 100G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 100G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 01:37:57 No.471860 Report

Quoted By: >>471893

>>471764
Lemme check if i've got some in stock, one sec m8.

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe doubles damage, costs 10mp)

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe doubles damage, costs 10mp) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:38:10 No.471866 Report

Quoted By: >>471889 >>471899

I roll to shoot tyrone

Cunt the Gardener

Cunt the Gardener ID:EvOLXBY6 Mon 15 May 2017 01:38:35 No.471874 Report

Quoted By:

hey fags

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 52hp70mp300g

Dingle the Dwarfy Thief 52hp70mp300g ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 01:38:41 No.471875 Report

Quoted By: >>471905 >>471932

>>471828
I run away from the beast, dropping my KFC in my rush.

Roll for safety from ape rage

Bohumil the Town Guard[50HP 50MP](100gold)

Bohumil the Town Guard[50HP 50MP](100gold) ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 01:38:54 No.471886 Report

Quoted By:

roll to sharpen my halberd, and polish my plate armor

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G | wolves ]

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G | wolves ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 01:39:00 No.471887 Report

Quoted By: >>471924

>>471777
Hmmm, very convenient! 15G seems like a fair investment, desu.

Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (70 HP 70 MP 100G)

Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (70 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 01:39:01 No.471888 Report

Quoted By: >>471923

>>471855
what does a crit mean in regards to having a moose shit on someone's head?

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 0 mana 250 gold)

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 0 mana 250 gold) ID:9U28ZQro Mon 15 May 2017 01:39:02 No.471889 Report

Quoted By:

>>471866
I killed him already, bro.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 100G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 100G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 01:39:13 No.471893 Report

Quoted By:

>>471860
> Literally severs hand off while fumbling in pockets for alchemy items.

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe doubles damage, costs 10mp)

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe doubles damage, costs 10mp) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:39:35 No.471899 Report

Quoted By:

>>471866
CRITICAL HIT
9 damage + dubs number (should it be 66 or 6?)

Blacksmith of Rare Items (100g, 70hp, 70mp)

Blacksmith of Rare Items (100g, 70hp, 70mp) ID:od4RmDkU Mon 15 May 2017 01:39:49 No.471903 Report

Quoted By: >>471924

>>471777
I shall purchase those hollow Iron rods.

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 0 mana 250 gold)

Nobleman Owen, a former Priest (100 health 0 mana 250 gold) ID:9U28ZQro Mon 15 May 2017 01:39:53 No.471905 Report

Quoted By: >>471933

>>471875
((Ahem, I killed you))

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 100G)

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 100G) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 01:39:58 No.471907 Report

Quoted By: >>471973 >>471993

Roll to make a nice pasta

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (70 HP 70 MP 100G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (70 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 01:41:11 No.471923 Report

Quoted By:

>>471888
well I think those are the first trips so I guess I'm king
I roll to make moose worship the only legal religion in the kingdom

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 100G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 100G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 01:41:12 No.471924 Report

Quoted By: >>471958 >>471969

>>471887
I'm sorry, i dont seem to have any in stock at the moment and I have more pressing matters at hand. If you can get me some wolf fur and semen i may be a ble to assist you.

>>471903
That'll be 12G

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe doubles damage, costs 10mp)

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe doubles damage, costs 10mp) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:41:14 No.471925 Report

Quoted By: >>472004

I roll to learn arrow rain

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (100 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (100 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 01:41:28 No.471932 Report

Quoted By: >>471971 >>471991

>>471828 >>471875 >>471855
The nigger in Tyrones blood flows filling him with greatly increased vitality. The nigger in Tyrones blood also completely removes what little intellect he has and turns him back into his bestial instinct. With a roar of nigger rage he grabs the dropped KFC and picks it up consuming it whole. The deadly combination of CHIMPOUT and KFC turns Tyrone into a deadly beast. Tyrone in anger turns to the moose that shat on him and attempts to tear the moose apart using his disgustingly long nigger fingernails.

+ 80 Health

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 01:41:28 No.471933 Report

Quoted By:

>>471905
Well fukk

Blacksmith of Rare Items (88g, 70hp, 70mp, 3 Iron Rods)

Blacksmith of Rare Items (88g, 70hp, 70mp, 3 Iron Rods) ID:od4RmDkU Mon 15 May 2017 01:42:44 No.471958 Report

Quoted By: >>471992

>>471924
I happily purchase these rods and decide to combine them to make an extending baton out of them with magical effects (roll)

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G | wolves ]

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G | wolves ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 01:43:37 No.471969 Report

Quoted By: >>472009

>>471924
Hm. I can try. There's plenty of fur laying around here.

Now, rolling to jack off my male wolf companion.

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (68 HP 70 MP 100G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (68 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 01:43:42 No.471971 Report

Quoted By: >>472020

>>471932
I tell my moose to breathe fire on your nuts

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 100G) (For Sell Pasta)

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 100G) (For Sell Pasta) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 01:43:45 No.471973 Report

Quoted By: >>472023

>>471907
Selling Pasta for 50g
+30HP

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (35H, 70M, 112G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (35H, 70M, 112G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 01:44:00 No.471977 Report

Quoted By: >>472035

I try once again to find resources for the philosopher's stone.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GNhSHo/0 Mon 15 May 2017 01:44:28 No.471986 Report

Quoted By:

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 01:44:36 No.471991 Report

Quoted By: >>472004 >>472020

I guess there's 300 golds if anyone can sneak by Tyrone to snatch it off my body.

>>471932

Blacksmith of Rare Items (88g, 70hp, 70mp, Electric Extending Baton)

Blacksmith of Rare Items (88g, 70hp, 70mp, Electric Extending Baton) ID:od4RmDkU Mon 15 May 2017 01:44:39 No.471992 Report

Quoted By:

>>471958
Success! I create an extending baton with electrical powers to create an electrical baton, I keep this for self defense.

Cd the town crier (70 health, 70 mana, 100 Gold)

Cd the town crier (70 health, 70 mana, 100 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 01:44:40 No.471993 Report

Quoted By: >>472013

>>471907
Roll to steal and then eat your pasta

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:44:58 No.472004 Report

Quoted By: >>472016

>>471925
finally
>>471991
I roll to loot the body
Elven Hunter
55 HP
60 MP
85 G
Abilities:
Snipe- doubles damage + increases range, costs 10 MP
Arrow rain- shoot a dozen arrows into the sky, hitting a wide area (AOE)
Each arrow does regular damage, Giants can be hit by multiple arrows
Costs 15 MP

Items:

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G | wolves ]

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G | wolves ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 01:45:15 No.472009 Report

Quoted By: >>472035

>>471969
>69
Whoops, things got a little bit heated there.
I got the semen, though.

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 100G) (For Sell Pasta)

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 100G) (For Sell Pasta) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 01:45:20 No.472011 Report

Quoted By: >>472031

Pasta is now safe

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (68 HP 70 MP 100G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (68 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 01:45:34 No.472013 Report

Quoted By: >>472056

>>471993
I roll to send the guards after this guy for trying to steal the other guy's pasta

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (85 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:45:36 No.472016 Report

Quoted By: >>472033

>>472004
The guards chased me away
I roll to retry

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (100 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Nigger Knight (100 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 01:45:59 No.472020 Report

Quoted By: >>472068

>>471971
Tyrones nigger instinct draws him away from this battle and instead to looting and he attempts to flee from the man and his autistic moose. If he was to escape he would leave 300 GOLD unguarded . >>471991

Bohumil the Town Guard[50HP 50MP](50gold) Items: Pasta-Halberd-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Town Guard[50HP 50MP](50gold) Items: Pasta-Halberd-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 01:46:00 No.472023 Report

Quoted By: >>472054

>>471973
Give me that pasta

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 100G) (For Sell Pasta)

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 100G) (For Sell Pasta) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 01:46:22 No.472031 Report

Quoted By: >>472054

>>472011
Take that as a safe
Make more pasta

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:46:27 No.472033 Report

Quoted By:

>>472016
Success

Elven Hunter
55 HP
60 MP
385 G
Abilities:
Snipe- doubles damage + increases range, costs 10 MP
Arrow rain- shoot a dozen arrows into the sky, hitting a wide area (AOE)
Each arrow does regular damage, Giants can be hit by multiple arrows
Costs 15 MP

Items:

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (35H, 70M, 112G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (35H, 70M, 112G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 01:46:40 No.472035 Report

Quoted By: >>472097 >>472122

>>471977
After rooting around for about an hour, gathering roots, bits of bark off trees and some small rabbits. I make my way back to the shop.

>>472009
Would you like me to teach you how to make this potion? It costs an extra 10G.

Blacksmith of Rare Items (88g, 70hp, 70mp, Electric Extending Baton)

Blacksmith of Rare Items (88g, 70hp, 70mp, Electric Extending Baton) ID:od4RmDkU Mon 15 May 2017 01:47:15 No.472050 Report

Quoted By: >>472064 >>472079

The blacksmith of Rare Niche Items is still open, due to bad business, I'm having a great offer! Bring me any items and I will attempt to craft them into something great and infuse them with runes for only 20 gold! Thats an 80% discount!

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell)

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 01:47:34 No.472054 Report

Quoted By:

>>472023
You get the pasta

>>472031
Makes trash -10HP

Cd the town crier (70 health, 70 mana, 100 Gold)

Cd the town crier (70 health, 70 mana, 100 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 01:47:37 No.472056 Report

Quoted By: >>472118 >>472140

>>472013
I escaped. Roll to punch you in the face

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:47:56 No.472064 Report

Quoted By: >>472076

>>472050
I would like a short sword and a longbow
Enchanted too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:12SL+yY0 Mon 15 May 2017 01:48:06 No.472067 Report

Quoted By:

tfw no witty orphan

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (68 HP 70 MP 100G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (68 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 01:48:08 No.472068 Report

Quoted By: >>472084 >>472115

>>472020
Seeing tyrone fail horribly and hurt himself, I laugh eartily, and offer him a job as royal nigger
roll for persuade

Blacksmith of Rare Items (88g, 70hp, 70mp, Electric Extending Baton)

Blacksmith of Rare Items (88g, 70hp, 70mp, Electric Extending Baton) ID:od4RmDkU Mon 15 May 2017 01:48:35 No.472076 Report

Quoted By: >>472092 >>472121

>>472064
Sounds decent enough, but I need items for those, even something as basic as a large treebranch would do, I'm too lazy to get it myself.

Bohumil the Town Guard[50HP 50MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Town Guard[50HP 50MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 01:48:49 No.472079 Report

Quoted By: >>472127

>>472050
Have my halberd and my coins
>gives said pole-arm and 20 golden coins

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gaBPrDBe Mon 15 May 2017 01:48:49 No.472080 Report

Quoted By:

roll for my role

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 01:48:57 No.472084 Report

Quoted By:

>>472068
And the beast is tamed

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:49:23 No.472092 Report

Quoted By: >>472103

>>472076
I roll to head to the forest- acquire materials and run back

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G | wolves ]

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 100G | wolves ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 01:49:35 No.472097 Report

Quoted By: >>472122

My male wolf seem cooperative now. Rolling to train him to listen to commands. I hope he understands that was a one time thing though.

>>472035
Not sure if I can spend 25G right now, Alan.Thanks for the offer though.

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:49:54 No.472103 Report

Quoted By: >>472110

>>472092
I failed and was chased away by animals.
I roll to try again

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: Trash 5g)

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: Trash 5g) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 01:50:15 No.472109 Report

Quoted By: >>472131 >>472139

Search for ingredients

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (55 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:50:16 No.472110 Report

Quoted By: >>472116 >>472132

>>472103
oh for fucks sake
TRY AGAIN

Tyrone the Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 01:50:41 No.472115 Report

Quoted By:

>>472068
Tyrones autism knows no bounds and somehow he manages to hurt himself in his attempt to escape. Tyrone's CHIMPOUT is soothed by the kindly Kings words and he reverts back into a regular nigger. Tyrone decides to take up the offer and successfully gets his first ever job.

- 10 Health
+ 100 Status in the black community

Elven Hunter (50 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (50 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:50:44 No.472116 Report

Quoted By: >>472121

>>472110
how am i so unlucky
I try one last time

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (68 HP 70 MP 100G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (68 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 01:50:59 No.472118 Report

Quoted By: >>472128 >>472140 >>472162

>>472056
I roll to have my moose shit on your head and then breathe fire on your nuts (1 attack)
I also instruct tyrone to cuck this guy by blacking his wife

Elven Hunter (50 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (50 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:51:06 No.472121 Report

Quoted By: >>472166

>>472116
Finally
>>472076
I got your materials

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (35H, 70M, 112G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (35H, 70M, 112G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 01:51:16 No.472122 Report

Quoted By: >>472180 >>472209 >>472234

>>472035
Roll to see if I can make a few health potions from my rabbits and tree bits.

>>472097
Right that'll just be 15G, thank you.

Blacksmith of Rare Items (108g, 70hp, 70mp, Electric Extending Baton)

Blacksmith of Rare Items (108g, 70hp, 70mp, Electric Extending Baton) ID:od4RmDkU Mon 15 May 2017 01:51:47 No.472127 Report

Quoted By: >>472139

>>472079
I accept these items, and from this halberd I attempt to create a new item, a short headed axe with a rotating blade, and throw runes onto it. (Roll)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (62 HP 70 MP 100G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (62 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 01:51:50 No.472128 Report

Quoted By:

>>472118
forgot to update hp

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: Trash 5g)

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: Trash 5g) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 01:51:58 No.472131 Report

Quoted By:

>>472109
Use ingredients to make something great

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 01:52:00 No.472132 Report

Quoted By: >>472148

>>472110
0 tells me one of thm animals did more than chase you

Blacksmith of Rare Items (108g, 70hp, 70mp, Electric Extending Baton)

Blacksmith of Rare Items (108g, 70hp, 70mp, Electric Extending Baton) ID:od4RmDkU Mon 15 May 2017 01:52:39 No.472139 Report

Quoted By: >>472155 >>472170 >>472215

>>472127
>>472109
Success! I give you back an axe which spins upon its own for short amounts of time.

Tyrone the Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 01:52:42 No.472140 Report

Quoted By: >>472187

>>472056 >>472118
Tyrone attempts to charm the criers unsatisfied wife by showing her his BBC under the kings orders

Elven Hunter (50 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (50 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:53:23 No.472148 Report

Quoted By:

>>472132
I took damage

Elven Hunter
50 HP
60 MP
385 G
Abilities:
Snipe- doubles damage + increases range, costs 10 MP
Arrow rain- shoot a dozen arrows into the sky, hitting a wide area (AOE)
Each arrow does regular damage, Giants can be hit by multiple arrows
Costs 15 MP

Items:

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: Trash 5g)

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: Trash 5g) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 01:53:39 No.472155 Report

Quoted By:

>>472139
For how much?

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 100 Gold)

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 100 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 01:54:00 No.472162 Report

Quoted By: >>472187 >>472228

>>472118
I have no wife so the chucking fails.
Roll to persuade to forgive me

Blacksmith of Rare Items (108g, 70hp, 70mp, Electric Extending Baton)

Blacksmith of Rare Items (108g, 70hp, 70mp, Electric Extending Baton) ID:od4RmDkU Mon 15 May 2017 01:54:07 No.472166 Report

Quoted By: >>472191

>>472121
I accept the items(two sticks), 20 gold, and attempt to widdle out a longbow and a shortsword. (Roll, First digit is bow second is sword)

Elven Hunter (50 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (50 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:54:23 No.472170 Report

Quoted By: >>472191

>>472139
I hand you 2 large branches and a pound of iron
I need my Longbow and short sword

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 65/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 90G | wolves ]

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 65/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 90G | wolves ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 01:54:46 No.472180 Report

Quoted By: >>472234

Alright, the male wolf listens to some basic commands now. It seems to expect a certain favour in return, gets a bit pissy when I don't want to Got to be careful around that one.

>>472122
This will make these wolves want to get cubs, right?

Tyrone the Dickless Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Dickless Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 01:55:13 No.472187 Report

Quoted By:

>>472140
The woman doesn't have much interest in big cock which is to be expected as she did marry the crier so she snips it off. Luckily Tyrones dick was so big that it had no nerve endings of blood flow so he is not hurt from this but he no longer has a dick. >>472162 Also the woman wasn't even the criers wife and was in fact the town tranny.

- One Dick

Elven Hunter (50 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (50 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:55:21 No.472191 Report

Quoted By:

>>472166
ok then
ignore this >>472170
add runes please
and i assume that this costs 40 gold

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: Trash 5g)

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: Trash 5g) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 01:55:22 No.472193 Report

Quoted By:

Tries again

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 65/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | wolves ]

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 65/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | wolves ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 01:56:16 No.472209 Report

Quoted By: >>472234

>>472122
Sorry, forgot the payment, here's your money, 15 G.

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 01:56:32 No.472215 Report

Quoted By: >>472252

>>472139
Your craftmanship seems to get better as time passes, good job

But wait, a cloaked figure appears in the town entrance. So I ask: Friend or foe?

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (62 HP 70 MP 100G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (62 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 01:56:59 No.472228 Report

Quoted By: >>472245 >>472265

>>472162
You've stolen pasta, assaulted the king, and caused injury to the royal nigger. How do you plead?

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 01:57:29 No.472234 Report

Quoted By: >>472288 >>472438

>>472122
>When mixing the bark with rabbit feet, a tingling sensation flows over me and suddenly... ¥#?BAM!*#₹ my hand grows back but as a toddler's, guess that'll have to do.

>>472180
Oh yeah, they'll try to hump the first thing they see for about 3 hours. Just put 1 drop in each eye, and stimulate the erogenous zones.

>>472209
Thank you kindly.

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 100 Gold)

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 100 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 01:58:06 No.472245 Report

Quoted By: >>472321

>>472228
Roll to persuade that I'm mentally insane so I can't face proper charges

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 01:58:25 No.472252 Report

Quoted By: >>472265 >>472321

The stranger affirms to be a relative of the King, and wants to see him

What do I do, your Highness>>472215?

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 01:58:59 No.472265 Report

Quoted By:

>>472252

I meant>>472228

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: )

Le Pon the Royal Chef (70 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: ) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 01:59:09 No.472271 Report

Quoted By:

Having wasted new found ingidients making trash.
Roll to go on a soul searching journey

Elven Hunter (50 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (50 health, 60 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:59:36 No.472283 Report

Quoted By: >>472295

I roll to snipe Le Pon

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 65/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | somewhat tame wolves ]

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 65/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | somewhat tame wolves ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 01:59:43 No.472288 Report

Quoted By:

>>472234
Thanks for the trade!

Rolling to regain health from wolf assault.

Elven Hunter (50 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (50 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 01:59:59 No.472295 Report

Quoted By:

>>472283
6 damage dealt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LHG+sF6Z Mon 15 May 2017 02:00:27 No.472304 Report

Quoted By:

>>471162
roll

Le Pon the Royal Chef (64 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: )

Le Pon the Royal Chef (64 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: ) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 02:00:44 No.472314 Report

Quoted By: >>472343

Roll to get away from Hunter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W/dxBR63 Mon 15 May 2017 02:00:53 No.472318 Report

Quoted By: >>472357

[spoiler:lit]It's not working doesn't it...[/spoiler:lit]

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (62 HP 70 MP 100G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (62 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:01:03 No.472321 Report

Quoted By: >>472389 >>472539

I roll to collect taxes
100g per 1-9, double if crit, none of failure, lose money if 0
>>472252
Uhh, I'm not sure. How do we know if he's my relative?
>>472245
I accept it.

Le Pon the Royal Chef (64 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: )

Le Pon the Royal Chef (64 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: ) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 02:02:08 No.472343 Report

Quoted By: >>472370

>>472314
Trip while running, suffers -4Hp

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZxEIH8i3 Mon 15 May 2017 02:02:25 No.472352 Report

Quoted By:

/cast magic missile

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W/dxBR63 Mon 15 May 2017 02:02:41 No.472357 Report

Quoted By:

>>472318
>. . .

Elven Hunter (50 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (50 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:03:10 No.472370 Report

Quoted By: >>472400 >>472403

>>472343
I roll to snipe again

Elven Hunter
55 HP
50 MP
385 G
Abilities:
Snipe- doubles damage + increases range, costs 10 MP
Arrow rain- shoot a dozen arrows into the sky, hitting a wide area (AOE)
Each arrow does regular damage, Giants can be hit by multiple arrows
Costs 15 MP

Items: Enchanted Longbow, Enchanted short sword

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 0 Gold)

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 0 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:03:44 No.472389 Report

Quoted By: >>472458

>>472321
Roll to make money off of spreading the word of my innocence and the king's taxation

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:04:06 No.472400 Report

Quoted By: >>472436 >>472530

>>472370
I am so fucking unlucky
I tripped before shooting- losing no mana but losing 5 hp

Le Pon the Royal Chef (60 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: )

Le Pon the Royal Chef (60 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: ) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 02:04:15 No.472403 Report

Quoted By: >>472420 >>472432

>>472370
Rolls to fight back with a Frying Pan

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:04:23 No.472409 Report

Quoted By: >>472448

ROLL UP, ROLL UP!
NEW ITEMS IN STOCK!
>2G - 2 sticks of cheap cinnamon.
>3G - 1 root of wrapping.
>5G - 1x1x1cm of homeopathic gold.
>7G - 1 lucky rabbit's foot.
>10G - 3 hollow iron rods.
>10G - 1 potion of instant delayed recovery.
>15G - 1 feral sexy time potion.

For any other bespoke items, ask and you dhall receive a quote.

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:05:03 No.472420 Report

Quoted By: >>472432 >>472439 >>472519

>>472403
Roll to snipe

Le Pon the Royal Chef (60 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: )

Le Pon the Royal Chef (60 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: ) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 02:05:32 No.472432 Report

Quoted By: >>472456

>>472403
Misses

>>472420
Rolls to try again

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 0 Gold)

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 0 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:05:39 No.472436 Report

Quoted By:

>>472400
Roll to laugh at his failure out of earshot

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | somewhat tame wolves ]

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | somewhat tame wolves ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 02:05:43 No.472438 Report

Quoted By: >>472492

>>472234
Wait how the fuck am I going to get them to want to fuck each other when I have to put the drops into their eyes?

Roll to tame the other wolf too. No sexual favours this time though.

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:05:46 No.472439 Report

Quoted By: >>472519

>>472420
I got dizzy and let Le Pon escape

Tyrone the Dickless Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Dickless Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:06:02 No.472448 Report

Quoted By: >>472492 >>472518

>>472409
Tyrone not having any current orders from the king decides to culturally enrich a local store owner and tries to shoplift a lucky rabbits foot from him.

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:06:16 No.472456 Report

Quoted By: >>472468

>>472432
Roll to snipe

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 200 Gold)

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 200 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:06:19 No.472458 Report

Quoted By:

>>472389
Make 200 Gold

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:06:33 No.472468 Report

Quoted By: >>472480

>>472456
12 damage dealt
nice

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:07:05 No.472477 Report

Quoted By:

Can someone take over for me?
Elven Hunter
45 HP
40 MP
385 G
Abilities:
Snipe- doubles damage + increases range, costs 10 MP
Arrow rain- shoot a dozen arrows into the sky, hitting a wide area (AOE)
Each arrow does regular damage, Giants can be hit by multiple arrows
Costs 15 MP

Items: Enchanted Longbow, Enchanted short sword

Le Pon the Royal Chef (48 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: )

Le Pon the Royal Chef (48 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: ) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 02:07:11 No.472480 Report

Quoted By: >>472500 >>472501

>>472468
We tango to the death

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:07:47 No.472492 Report

Quoted By: >>472514

>>472438
Do it from behind and point them in the direction of their potential mate.

>>472448
I have no idea my shit's been stolen.

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (45 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:08:07 No.472500 Report

Quoted By: >>472515 >>472530

>>472480
Fine, roll to stab with short sword

Le Pon the Royal Chef (48 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: )

Le Pon the Royal Chef (48 Hp 70 Mp 150G) (For Sell: ) ID:mrGd6JtW Mon 15 May 2017 02:08:07 No.472501 Report

Quoted By:

>>472480
Tangos with myself
-5HP

Tyrone the Dickless Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Dickless Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:09:01 No.472514 Report

Quoted By: >>472541

>>472492
Tyrone leaves the shop with his loot. Unfortunately, Tyrone has no idea how the rabbit foot works and he decides to eat it.

Elven Hunter (40 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (40 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:09:03 No.472515 Report

Quoted By: >>472536

>>472500
I am so fucking unlucky
ROLL TO USE ARROW RAIN POINT BLANK AGAINST LePON

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 200 Gold)

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 200 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:09:05 No.472518 Report

Quoted By: >>472591

>>472448
Roll to make friends by giving Tyrone a horse's schlong

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | somewhat tame wolves ]

Brog, Kennelmaster [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | somewhat tame wolves ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 02:09:08 No.472519 Report

Quoted By:

>>472420
>>472439
>420
>"dizzy"
sure

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 02:09:47 No.472530 Report

Quoted By: >>472551 >>472595

>>472500
>>472400

Is double zero an automatic, but minimal, success or a critical failure?

Elven Hunter (40 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (40 health, 50 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:09:54 No.472536 Report

Quoted By:

>>472515
1 dozen arrows- 60 total damage
half of them hit Le Pon for a total of 30

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 02:10:01 No.472539 Report

Quoted By: >>472591 >>472631 >>472699

>>472321
>While I return to the gate, I notice that the cloaked stranger dissapeared
Roll to find him in the town

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:10:07 No.472541 Report

Quoted By:

>>472514
>You'll get good luck but you have to be doing a handstand, works until you shit it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eYmQT6ul Mon 15 May 2017 02:10:18 No.472546 Report

Quoted By:

>>471162
Rooll

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (62 HP 70 MP 100G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (62 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:10:30 No.472550 Report

Quoted By: >>472568

being unmarried, I roll to have the moose monarch (male) become the royal queen

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:10:43 No.472551 Report

Quoted By:

>>472530
its a failure
I roll to shoot Le pon again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U9Uxj4IG Mon 15 May 2017 02:11:32 No.472566 Report

Quoted By:

Rollin

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (52 HP 70 MP 100G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (52 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:11:38 No.472568 Report

Quoted By: >>472583

>>472550
moose monarch (male) doesn't want to be the royal queen. I now have a second asshole.

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 02:12:12 No.472583 Report

Quoted By:

>>472568
At least it healed up nicely.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:12:14 No.472584 Report

Quoted By:

Going off to find more supplies from out of town, alchemy shoppe closed until I come back from my travels.

Any last requests?

Brog, Wolf Tamer [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | somewhat tame wolves ]

Brog, Wolf Tamer [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | somewhat tame wolves ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 02:12:30 No.472590 Report

Quoted By: >>472650

Rolling to tame the wolves further.

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:12:30 No.472591 Report

Quoted By: >>472631 >>472699

>>472518
Tyrone grows a new horse cock and makes a new friend. He decides to make use of it and attempts to rape the town guard purely to assert his dominance no homo. >>472539

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (52 HP 70 MP 100G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (52 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:12:38 No.472595 Report

Quoted By:

>>472530
it's a critical miserable failure

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:13:23 No.472613 Report

Quoted By: >>472649 >>472655 >>472732

ROLL UP, ROLL UP!
NEW ITEMS IN STOCK!
>2G - 2 sticks of cheap cinnamon.
>3G - 1 root of wrapping.
>5G - 1x1x1cm of homeopathic gold.
>7G - 1 lucky rabbit's foot.
>10G - 3 hollow iron rods.
>10G - 1 potion of instant delayed recovery.
>15G - 1 feral sexy time potion.

Bespoke items avaliable on demand but supplies will need to be gathered.

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (52 HP 70 MP 100G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (52 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:14:04 No.472631 Report

Quoted By: >>472699

>>472539
>>472591
I roll to persuade the town guard to forgive the royal nigger for his general niggotry

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:14:15 No.472632 Report

Quoted By:

Can a lurker take over for me?

Elven Hunter
40 HP
35 MP
385 G
Abilities:
Snipe- doubles damage + increases range, costs 10 MP
Arrow rain- shoot a dozen arrows into the sky, hitting a wide area (AOE)
Each arrow does regular damage, Giants can be hit by multiple arrows
Costs 15 MP

Items: Enchanted Longbow, Enchanted short sword

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 02:15:07 No.472649 Report

Quoted By:

>>472613
Someone better buy that viagra.

And I'm not saying it should be Horsecock Tyrone, but...

Brog, Wolf Tamer [ 45/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | one tame wolves ]

Brog, Wolf Tamer [ 45/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | one tame wolves ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 02:15:08 No.472650 Report

Quoted By:

>>472590
FUCK OUCH
Should've gotten chains, dammit.

GUYS LISTEN
THERE'S A BIG HORNY WOLF RUNNING AROUND

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 200 Gold)

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 200 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:15:19 No.472655 Report

Quoted By: >>472676 >>472682

>>472613
I wish to buy three hollow iron rods

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eZYxe+JX Mon 15 May 2017 02:15:26 No.472659 Report

Quoted By:

roll

Brog, Wolf Tamer [ 45/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | one tame wolf ]

Brog, Wolf Tamer [ 45/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | one tame wolf ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 02:16:34 No.472676 Report

Quoted By: >>472697 >>472711

>>472655
Hey dude can you let people know I lost my wolf?
It loves blowjobs.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:16:49 No.472682 Report

Quoted By: >>472720

>>472655
Special deal sir, for you, you can have 4 for 15G

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 200 Gold)

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 200 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:17:19 No.472697 Report

Quoted By: >>472731

>>472676
I can for 10 Gold

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 02:17:20 No.472699 Report

Quoted By: >>472741

>>472539
>9
>Wandering around, I see a group of clerics abandoning a church, in a instinctive reflex, I proceed to decapitate one of the hooded walkers: It turned to be the stranger and not any of the monks
>I gain +10 prestige in the town, but -5 diplomacy
>>472631
>>472591
wtf

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 137G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:17:52 No.472711 Report

Quoted By:

>>472676
Thank fuck im closing up my store, it'll fuck all the rabbits through their cages.

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold)

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:18:17 No.472720 Report

Quoted By: >>472743 >>472753

>>472682
I accept

Brog, Wolf Tamer [ 45/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | one tame wolf ]

Brog, Wolf Tamer [ 45/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | one tame wolf ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 02:18:36 No.472731 Report

Quoted By: >>472799

>>472697
Eh, can't be bothered. Let's hope no one runs into it.

Rolling to heal wolf assault wounds

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:18:37 No.472732 Report

Quoted By: >>472753 >>472781

>>472613
Tyrone having failed his rape attempt heads back to the shop he stole from and asks the shopkeeper if he can make him some KFC.

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 02:19:09 No.472741 Report

Quoted By: >>472795

>>472699

>ITT we roleplay as though this thread were a kingdom. The goal here is to be as autistic as possible.

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold)

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:19:15 No.472743 Report

Quoted By:

>>472720
Roll to turn one of the hollow iron rods into a megaphone

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 152G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 152G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:19:45 No.472753 Report

Quoted By: >>472779 >>472833

>>472720
Lovely, pleasure doing business with you

>>472732
You'll have to find me some chicken, i've already got the sauce somewhere i think. (roll)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (52 HP 70 MP 100G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (52 HP 70 MP 100G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:20:37 No.472769 Report

Quoted By:

I roll to collect taxes again. Same stats as before

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Nigger (90 health, 70 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:21:13 No.472779 Report

Quoted By: >>472812

>>472753
Tyrone throws his arm up to the air and proclaims some ancient Egyptian words.

USE SPELL SUMMON CHICKEN

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 152G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 152G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:21:15 No.472781 Report

Quoted By: >>472812

>>472732
Shit then, you'll need to milk out your hoursecock for the sauce. Here's a rabbit you can use.

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 02:21:59 No.472795 Report

Quoted By: >>472857

>>472741
wasn't it autistic enough?

Brog, Unusually Hairy Wolf Tamer [ 40/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | one tame wolf ]

Brog, Unusually Hairy Wolf Tamer [ 40/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | one tame wolf ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 02:22:06 No.472799 Report

Quoted By: >>472817 >>472826 >>472870 >>472909

>>472731
Ah, shit. Seems like the wound is infected or something. Any healers around here?

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Nigger (90 health, 50 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Nigger (90 health, 50 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:22:47 No.472812 Report

Quoted By: >>472862 >>472915

>>472779
>>472781
Tyrone successfully summons a hundred chickens and then repeats the process changing the words slightly.

USE SPELL KENTUCKY FRY

- 20 Mana

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 02:23:03 No.472817 Report

Quoted By: >>472909

>>472799
I can sell you pasta (+30HP) for 55 gold

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 152G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 152G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:23:28 No.472826 Report

Quoted By:

>>472799
>Ahem

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (52 HP 70 MP 1900G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (52 HP 70 MP 1900G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:23:40 No.472833 Report

Quoted By: >>472862

>>472753
Hey Alan do you have anything for a second asshole and a black eye?

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 02:24:49 No.472857 Report

Quoted By: >>472901 >>472931

>>472795
Just explaining your little wtf

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 152G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 152G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:25:07 No.472862 Report

Quoted By: >>472885 >>472915

>>472812
Well, there's your chicken problem sorted. You done with that rabbit?

>>472833
I've got a few iron rods you can use to siphon the hole and some potions for your eye.

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold)

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:25:28 No.472870 Report

Quoted By: >>472920

>>472799
Out of pity I roll to let the word out about the blowjob crazed wolf

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (52 HP 70 MP 1900G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (52 HP 70 MP 1900G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:26:10 No.472885 Report

Quoted By: >>472908

>>472862
Will 50g do?

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 152G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 152G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:26:21 No.472894 Report

Quoted By:

Although the potions havent been refined yet.

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](30gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 02:26:45 No.472901 Report

Quoted By: >>472931 >>472950

>>472857
*After this small talk I salute you and quickly check if I had something stolen from thy hands*

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 152G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 152G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:27:08 No.472908 Report

Quoted By: >>472935

>>472885
Yeah sure, thats 6 rods and 2 potions of instant delayed recovery.

Brog, Unusually Hairy Wolf Tamer [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | one tame wolf ]

Brog, Unusually Hairy Wolf Tamer [ 70/70HP | 70/70 MP ] [ 85 G | one tame wolf ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 02:27:08 No.472909 Report

Quoted By: >>472931

>>472799
>99
I'm not entirely sure what happened, but it seems like I've healed somehow.

>>472817
No way pasta heals for that much, it's nothing bust fast carbs. And to be honest, I could really go for some meat now.

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:27:25 No.472915 Report

Quoted By: >>472933

>>472812 >>472862
Unfortunately, Tyrone botches this spell and ends up killing all the chicken. Luckily they're still good to eat and Tyrone consumes the hundred chicken as well as the one rabbit. Tyrone refuses to pay for the rabbit and attempts to threaten the shopkeeper with his nigger wrath.

- 30 Mana
+ 2000 Blackness (Tyrone has reached Uber Nigger Status)
+ 500 Respect in the Black Community ( Tyrone has reached Barack Obama Status )

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold)

Cd the town crier (62 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:27:33 No.472920 Report

Quoted By: >>472935

>>472870
Failure I get strep throat (-2 hp). No one hears my shout

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T1gO2/SI Mon 15 May 2017 02:27:51 No.472923 Report

Quoted By:

Naggers.

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](25gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](25gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 02:28:25 No.472931 Report

Quoted By:

>>472901
>>472857
Damned it be, you stole 5 coins from me
>>472909
the chef told me it healed 30hp

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 152G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 152G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:28:26 No.472933 Report

Quoted By: >>472978

>>472915
Shit then, im all out of rabbits.

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (70 HP 70 MP 1850G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (70 HP 70 MP 1850G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:28:38 No.472935 Report

Quoted By: >>472966 >>473033

>>472908
Patch me up doc. *pays*
>>472920
I need you to gather the citizens in the town square so I can display to them my moose riding skills.

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 02:29:12 No.472950 Report

Quoted By:

>>472901
As a ghost I cant steal anything except maybe your soul. But that's a bad roll so I guess you dropped your keys or some shit.

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold)

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:29:46 No.472966 Report

Quoted By: >>472989

>>472935
Roll to gather citizens

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:30:24 No.472978 Report

Quoted By: >>473033

>>472933
Tyrone asks the store owner for thirty gold coins in order to cover the costs for the enslavement and suffering the man inflicted on his ancestors.

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (70 HP 70 MP 1850G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (70 HP 70 MP 1850G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:30:40 No.472989 Report

Quoted By: >>473007 >>473008 >>473010 >>473021 >>473046

>>472966
roll to impress everyone with my moose riding skills

Brog, Unusually Hairy Wolf Tamer [ 80/80HP | 80/80 MP ] [+1 to rolls] [ 85 G | one tame wolf ]

Brog, Unusually Hairy Wolf Tamer [ 80/80HP | 80/80 MP ] [+1 to rolls] [ 85 G | one tame wolf ] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 02:31:24 No.473007 Report

Quoted By: >>473054

ding

>>472989
Very impressing, my sire!

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold)

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:31:30 No.473008 Report

Quoted By:

>>472989
I'm in awe of your moose riding prowess

:^)

:^) ID:eXgtVWSQ Mon 15 May 2017 02:31:33 No.473009 Report

Quoted By: >>473132

>>471162
:^) first roll

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](25gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](25gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 02:31:37 No.473010 Report

Quoted By:

>>472989
you really know how to ride the moose, your Majesty ;) ((no homo

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:32:04 No.473021 Report

Quoted By:

>>472989
Tyrone yells some ebonics that sound like approval

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 202G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 202G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:32:50 No.473033 Report

Quoted By: >>473042 >>473057

>>472935
>Gives you the goods.
To use the potion, rub some where the pain/wound is.

>>472978
Uses alchemagic to place iron rods all around where Tyrone is. They form a cage, just where that nigger belong and they hold him until i can get out of there safely (roll)

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold)

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:33:38 No.473042 Report

Quoted By: >>473068

>>473033
Roll to break the formation with one of my iron rods

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (70 HP 70 MP 1850G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (70 HP 70 MP 1850G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:33:42 No.473046 Report

Quoted By:

>>472989
epic tales of my prowess at moose riding spread quickly throughout the kingdom, making everyone think better of their king
+1 kingliness

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](25gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](25gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 02:33:49 No.473049 Report

Quoted By: >>473121 >>473153

Roll to ask the King to be guard of the Palace rather than the Town's Gate

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief

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Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 02:33:58 No.473054 Report

Quoted By: >>473179

>>473007
>73007
>3007
>007

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:34:10 No.473057 Report

Quoted By: >>473076 >>473080

>>473033
Tyrone thrashes about inside his cage and accuses the man of racism and being a cracka ass mothafucka. He attempts to get out of the cage.

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold)

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:34:47 No.473068 Report

Quoted By:

>>473042
Reroll with one of my last 2 iron rods

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 202G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 202G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:35:15 No.473076 Report

Quoted By: >>473104 >>473107

>>473057
Alan runs for the hills with his goods and doesnt stop to look back at the dirty nigger breaking out of his jail cell.

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (70 HP 70 MP 1850G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (70 HP 70 MP 1850G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:35:26 No.473080 Report

Quoted By: >>473110

>>473057
I roll to sense the impediment of the royal nigger's niggotry with my beast tamer skills

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:36:27 No.473104 Report

Quoted By: >>473123

>>473076
The nigger escapes the confines of his cage and chases after the white devil.

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold)

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:36:31 No.473107 Report

Quoted By: >>473128 >>473145

>>473076
Roll to stop his retreat with my last iron rod

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (60 HP 70 MP 1850G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (60 HP 70 MP 1850G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:36:40 No.473110 Report

Quoted By: >>473121

>>473080
My conscience hurts me slightly for allowing a nigger to run free
-10 hp

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](25gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](25gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 02:37:08 No.473121 Report

Quoted By:

>>473049
>>473110
It appears that I'm promoted to a comfier place

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:37:15 No.473123 Report

Quoted By:

>>473104
The nigger cannot keep up and the evil racist escapes.

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold)

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:37:45 No.473128 Report

Quoted By:

>>473107
I successfully stop him with it by making him trip on it

:^) (70/70 Health 70/70 Mana) {100 Gold} Human Dancer

:^) (70/70 Health 70/70 Mana) {100 Gold} Human Dancer ID:eXgtVWSQ Mon 15 May 2017 02:37:58 No.473132 Report

Quoted By: >>473186 >>473206

>>473009
Fixed name now does some nigger wanna hire me i'm a real tight dancer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1Yqt3e6Y Mon 15 May 2017 02:38:02 No.473135 Report

Quoted By: >>473156

>>471162
Roll

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 202G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 202G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:38:18 No.473145 Report

Quoted By: >>473174

>>473107
Alan trips up over a rocket boosted iron rod sent from out of nowhere and falls to the ground and breaks his baby wrist.

-5HP

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (60 HP 70 MP 1850G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (60 HP 70 MP 1850G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:38:42 No.473153 Report

Quoted By: >>473368

>>473049
You know, you're a really talented guard. You should guard the palace instead of the town's gate. But first, I need you to do me a favour. I haven't seen the royal nigger in a while and I just can't get my jollies off if I don't know what he's up to. As such, I have an important task for the newest palace guard. I need you to find the royal nigger, and come back reporting tales of his niggotry to me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1Yqt3e6Y Mon 15 May 2017 02:38:45 No.473156 Report

Quoted By:

>>473135
I can live with this

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold)

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:39:33 No.473174 Report

Quoted By: >>473190

>>473145
Roll to rob him while he's down

Brog, Unusually Hairy Wolf Tamer [ 80HP | 80MP ] [+1] [85 G | wolf | spy gear]

Brog, Unusually Hairy Wolf Tamer [ 80HP | 80MP ] [+1] [85 G | wolf | spy gear] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 02:39:40 No.473179 Report

Quoted By:

>>473054
>added secret agent gear to inventory

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:40:07 No.473186 Report

Quoted By: >>473229 >>473248

>>473132
The royal nigger visits the dancer and requests a lap dance offering 20 gold.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 202G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40H, 70M, 202G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:40:16 No.473190 Report

Quoted By: >>473214 >>473227

>>473174
Roll to rob the cunt while he's up.

:^) (70/70 Health 70/70 Mana) {100 Gold} Human Dancer

:^) (70/70 Health 70/70 Mana) {100 Gold} Human Dancer ID:eXgtVWSQ Mon 15 May 2017 02:40:50 No.473206 Report

Quoted By:

>>473132
:^) hitches up with a nigger for the night promising 100 gold for some private lessons

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (35HP, 70M, 202G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (35HP, 70M, 202G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:41:10 No.473214 Report

Quoted By:

>>473190
My baby hand moves weirdly and snaps off.

-5HP

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold)

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:41:42 No.473227 Report

Quoted By: >>473296

>>473190
Failure I slap you (1attack) and roll to swipe something while I run away

:^) (70/70 Health 70/70 Mana) {100 Gold} Human Dancer

:^) (70/70 Health 70/70 Mana) {100 Gold} Human Dancer ID:eXgtVWSQ Mon 15 May 2017 02:42:00 No.473229 Report

Quoted By: >>473289

>>473186
I shall comply I love the Nigger race

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:42:08 No.473233 Report

Quoted By: >>473281

Can someone take over for me?

Elven Hunter
55 HP
50 MP
385 G
Abilities:
Snipe- doubles damage + increases range, costs 10 MP
Arrow rain- shoot a dozen arrows into the sky, hitting a wide area (AOE)
Each arrow does regular damage, Giants can be hit by multiple arrows
Costs 15 MP

Items: Enchanted Longbow, Enchanted short sword

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](25gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Town Guard[70HP 70MP](25gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 02:42:51 No.473248 Report

Quoted By: >>473289 >>473292

>>473186
Not so fast my nigga, where were you all this time; your Highness wants to know about your adventures and... is that a dancer you've hired?

Brog, ????? [ 160HP | 40MP ] [+1]

Brog, ????? [ 160HP | 40MP ] [+1] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 02:44:08 No.473281 Report

Quoted By:

>>473233
Roll to maim Elven Hunter

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Uber Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:44:30 No.473289 Report

Quoted By: >>473368

>>473229
>>473248
The nigger spits out some ebonics at the town guard that sound vaguely like fuck yeah niggguhhh.

:^) (70/70 Health 70/70 Mana) {100 Gold} Human Dancer

:^) (70/70 Health 70/70 Mana) {100 Gold} Human Dancer ID:eXgtVWSQ Mon 15 May 2017 02:44:36 No.473292 Report

Quoted By: >>473368

>>473248
BTFO Guard i need sum nigger money to get me by rn having 37 kids ain't to easy when all the child support goes to my crack addiction

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (35HP, 70M, 202G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (35HP, 70M, 202G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:44:48 No.473296 Report

Quoted By: >>473317

>>473227
Alan loses a potion of instant delayed recovery.

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold)

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:45:41 No.473317 Report

Quoted By: >>473357

>>473296
I roll to escape

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (60 HP 70 MP 1850G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (60 HP 70 MP 1850G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:46:47 No.473344 Report

Quoted By: >>473360 >>473373 >>473378

I roll to stimulate the kingdom's economy with some retarded liberal welfare bullshit

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (35HP, 70M, 202G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (35HP, 70M, 202G) ID:pZFDcCtL Mon 15 May 2017 02:47:27 No.473357 Report

Quoted By:

>>473317
I grumble, get to my feet and use my last remaining potion on my double-severed wrist and storms off into the distance.

(night guys)

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 02:47:41 No.473360 Report

Quoted By: >>473379

>>473344
CRITICAL SUXXESS

COMMUNISM FLOURISHES

Brog, a hairy, confused and exhausted wolf tamer [ 80HP | 20/80MP ] [+1] [85G | spy gear]

Brog, a hairy, confused and exhausted wolf tamer [ 80HP | 20/80MP ] [+1] [85G | spy gear] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 02:47:47 No.473363 Report

Quoted By:

Wait, where am I? What happened?

Bohumil the Palace Guard[70HP 70MP](25gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Palace Guard[70HP 70MP](25gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 02:48:03 No.473368 Report

Quoted By: >>473437

>>473289
>>473292
>>473153
>proceed to take both the nigga and the dancer to the King's Palace so the nigger can tell his negresque stories and the dancer satisfy the King (long live the king)

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold)

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 185 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:48:12 No.473373 Report

Quoted By: >>473400

>>473344
Roll to collect welfare (20 Gold)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (60 HP 70 MP 1840G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (60 HP 70 MP 1840G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:48:36 No.473378 Report

Quoted By: >>473437

>>473344
It doesn't stimulate the economy. Everyone loses 10g and tyrone gains 100g that he immediately spends on crack.

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:48:38 No.473379 Report

Quoted By: >>473494

>>473360
could you take over for me?

Elven Hunter
55 HP
50 MP
385 G
Abilities:
Snipe- doubles damage + increases range, costs 10 MP
Arrow rain- shoot a dozen arrows into the sky, hitting a wide area (AOE)
Each arrow does regular damage, Giants can be hit by multiple arrows
Costs 15 MP

Items: Enchanted Longbow, Enchanted short sword

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 175 Gold)

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 175 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:50:28 No.473400 Report

Quoted By:

>>473373
They kick me out of the welfare building for being white

Brog, a hairy, confused and exhausted wolf tamer [ 80HP | 20/80MP ] [+1] [85G | spy gear]

Brog, a hairy, confused and exhausted wolf tamer [ 80HP | 20/80MP ] [+1] [85G | spy gear] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 02:50:28 No.473401 Report

Quoted By: >>473431

Seems like my other wolf ran away as well. Have anyone seen it?

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 175 Gold)

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 175 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:51:47 No.473431 Report

Quoted By:

>>473401
Roll to give a mutt I found as a replacement

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (60 HP 70 MP 1840G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (60 HP 70 MP 1840G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:51:50 No.473432 Report

Quoted By: >>473456 >>473462 >>473498

I roll to find a beaver to tame

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Supreme Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold)

Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Supreme Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:52:04 No.473437 Report

Quoted By: >>473480 >>473540

>>473368 >>473378
The nigger is dragged to the palace by the guard and meets with the king. Along the way, he stops by the local dealer for some crack with his gibs me dat. Once the nigger gets to the king he attempts to entertain him with a story of how he raped an entire village by the borders of the nation and fucked up their whole gene pool by giving birth to a thousand niglets.

- Welfare Payment
+ Crack Addiction
+ 200 Blackness (Tyrone has reached Supreme Nigger Status)
+ 500 Respect in black community (Tyrone has reached MLK JR Status)

Brog, a hairy, confused and exhausted wolf tamer [ 80HP | 20/80MP ] [+1] [85G | spy gear]

Brog, a hairy, confused and exhausted wolf tamer [ 80HP | 20/80MP ] [+1] [85G | spy gear] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 02:53:11 No.473456 Report

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>>473432
My liege! That's not a beaver! That's a crazed wolf on fertility potion!

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:53:39 No.473462 Report

Quoted By: >>473479 >>473498

I roll to use arrow rain point blank on >>473432

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:54:26 No.473479 Report

Quoted By: >>473501 >>473513 >>473518 >>473540

>>473462
well that failed
roll again

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (60 HP 70 MP 1840G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (60 HP 70 MP 1840G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:54:29 No.473480 Report

Quoted By: >>473560

>>473437
The king is very impressed with Tyrone's stories, and rolls to give him an honorary doctorate in whatever black science man has

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief

Dingle the DED Dwarfy Thief ID:PcHFa7w+ Mon 15 May 2017 02:55:17 No.473494 Report

Quoted By: >>473540

>>473379
I would, but I actually gotta go too and walk the dog. I'm just being a lazy fuck and failing to force myself to get up

Bohumil the Palace Guard[70HP 70MP](25gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Palace Guard[70HP 70MP](25gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 02:55:23 No.473498 Report

Quoted By: >>473513

>>473432
>>473462
I quickly run and block the arrow storm with my plate chest armor, my King is saved but the last digit of this post will decide my fate

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 175 Gold)

Cd the town crier (60 health, 70 mana, 175 Gold) ID:JUfwVgJ0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:55:32 No.473501 Report

Quoted By: >>473537

>>473479
Roll to take the shot in place of our liege

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (60 HP 70 MP 1840G)

King Chip the Orc Beast Tamer, Master of the Moose Monarch (60 HP 70 MP 1840G) ID:eHPXa1EK Mon 15 May 2017 02:56:18 No.473513 Report

Quoted By: >>473537 >>473540 >>473560

>>473479
Who let this idiot into the palace? Guards, get him out of here and teach him how we deal with uppity elves in the kingdom of mooselovers. Tyrone, black this guy's wife!
>>473498
lifeloss prevented by the work of my fantastic new palace guard.

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:56:38 No.473518 Report

Quoted By:

>>473479
Fuck thats brutal
90% of arrows hits him, dealing 9 each for a total of 97.2 damage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:12SL+yY0 Mon 15 May 2017 02:57:09 No.473528 Report

Quoted By:

>>473444
>>473444
ROLE RESET
WRAP IT UP HERE
>>473444
>>473444

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:57:40 No.473537 Report

Quoted By: >>473560

>>473513
>black this guy's wife!
tfw i dont have one
>>473501
well, you rolled 1 so you failed
>>473513
i do believe that you died

Bohumil the Palace Guard[70HP 70MP](15gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour

Bohumil the Palace Guard[70HP 70MP](15gold) Items: Pasta-Rare axe-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 02:57:51 No.473540 Report

Quoted By: >>473563 >>473624

>>473494
Go walk the dog, it's healthy for both of you
>>473513
>>473479
>proceeds to capture the elven hunter and his wife, locking them inside a dungeon where>>473437 awaits for them

Doctor Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Supreme Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold)

Doctor Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Supreme Nigger (90 health, 20 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 02:58:45 No.473560 Report

Quoted By: >>473568 >>473624

>>473480
Tyrone instead receives a doctorate in Philosophy.

>>473513
>>473537
With him having no wife Tyrone instead chooses to black his sister and then fuck his butt.

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:58:50 No.473563 Report

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>>473540
Why do you continue? Your king is dead
Fuck arrow rain OP, I'm changing it for next time

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain)

Elven Hunter (40 health, 35 mana) (385 g) (Abilities: Snipe, Arrow rain) ID:cKvGI9Vm Mon 15 May 2017 02:59:17 No.473568 Report

Quoted By: >>473624

>>473560
>black his sister
>implying i have one
please stop giving me feels

Brog ???? [ 160HP ] [+1]

Brog ???? [ 160HP ] [+1] ID:Vq38n6+n Mon 15 May 2017 02:59:20 No.473569 Report

Quoted By:

roll to eat elf

Doctor Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Supreme Nigger (80 health, 20 mana, 100 gold)

Doctor Tyrone the Horsedicked Royal Supreme Nigger (80 health, 20 mana, 100 gold) ID:09eAfAkh Mon 15 May 2017 03:01:54 No.473624 Report

Quoted By: >>473790 >>474512

>>473560 >>473568
Tyrone hurts his horse cock on the mans tight ass and accidentally blacked some random little girl walking home from school instead of his sister.

-10 Health

>>473540
Tyrone attempts to torture the imprisoned man by reading him his philosophy thesis on the nature of KFC and how it corrupts niggerkind.

Olaf the Royal Guard[28HP 70MP](100gold) Items: Halberd-Plate Armour

Olaf the Royal Guard[28HP 70MP](100gold) Items: Halberd-Plate Armour ID:nqnBVsZC Mon 15 May 2017 03:10:51 No.473790 Report

Quoted By:

>>473624
saved

Nigger slayer Nate

Nigger slayer Nate ID:gNOuDqkk Mon 15 May 2017 03:43:04 No.474428 Report

Quoted By:

>>471162
Dude FUCK niggers

Nigger slayer Nate [70 health 70 mana 0 gold]

Nigger slayer Nate [70 health 70 mana 0 gold] ID:gNOuDqkk Mon 15 May 2017 03:46:22 No.474512 Report

Quoted By:

>>473624
((stabs nigger nate in the cock))
FUCKING NIGGERS REEEEEEEEE

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