>>472028You bastard. You vulgar little faggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Perth... I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a wanker. A Tony Abbott that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a kangaroo than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little snake deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are an asshole, a twat, a wallaby, a pisssnake. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lamington.
You are a bleating koala, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking spider, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same planet as you. You are a monster, an emu, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of vegemite. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary kangaroos before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a fuckhead will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little wombat. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
