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L-LISTEN MORTY GOD ISN’T, GOD ISN’T *BUUUUUUURP* REAL M-MORTY, YOU KNOW ALL CHRISTIANS ARE, ARE STUPID MORTY
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REAL MORONS MORTY, CHRISTIANTY IS JUST A, JUST A
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COPING MECHANISM FOR LIFE MORTY
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NO ONE EXISTS FOR A REASON M-MORTY
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THERE IS NO H-HEAVEN OR HELL MORTY, DO WHATEVER, DO WHATE *BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP* VER YOU WANT.
AND FUCK REPUBLICANS TOO *BUUUUUURRRRRP* T-THEY’RE BASICALLY NAZIS MORTY *BUUUUUUUUUURP* B-BASICALLY NAZIS, RACIST, SEXIST HOMOPHOBE SCUM MORTY
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GOTTA GET THAT, G-GOTTA GET THAT MULAN SAUCE MORTY
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GOTTA GET IT MORTY, THAT’S A-ALL THAT MATTERS MORTY IS THAT *BUUUUUUUUUURP* IS THAT M-MULAN SAUCE
*BUUUUURRRRRRRRRP* THAT SZECHUAN S-SAUCE MORTY
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LOOK M-MORTY LOOK I’M *BUUUUUURRRRRPPPP* A MULAN SAUCE PACKAGE M-MORTY I’M
*BUUUURRRRP* MULAN SAUCE RICK, I’M MULAN SAUCE R-RICK
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MORTY GOTTA, G-GOTTA GET *BUUUUURRRRRPPPPPP* SHWIFTY MORTY, GOTTA GET SHWIFTY IN *BUUURRRRRP* HERE MORTY, G-GOTTA *BUUUUURP* SHIT ON THE FLOOR, S-SHIT ON THE FLOOR
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MORTY SHIT ON THE F-FLOOR
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WUBBA-LUBBA-DUB-*BUUUUURP*-DUB M-MORTY SHIT ON THE
*BUUUUUUUUUUUURP* FLOOR MORTY
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LIFE IS MEANINGLESS, M-MEANINGLESS MORTY THERE’S NO P-POINT TO ANYTHING
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THERE ARE NO GODS M-MORTY
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NIHILISM MORTY
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THE SOONER YOU U-UNDERSTAND IT THE *BUUUUUURRRRRPPP* THE BETTER MORTY
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I WANNA BANG YOUR SISTER MORTY
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I W-WANNA BANG *BUUUUUUURRRRRP* YOUR SISTER
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MR POOPIE BUTT M-MORTY
*BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP* WUBBA-LUBBA-DUB-DUB GOTTA GET SHWIFTY
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MR POOPIE BUTT *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
SHIT ON THE FLOOR
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