>>4720851Step 1) Your mom buys you a new Iphone
Step 2) You fuck around online, being a general annoyance to everybody around you, thus nobody talks to you, thus taking the path of the edgy internet kid
Step 3) After watching a few YouTube videos about 4chan and the Deep Web (hurr durr this is why I quit hacking), you go full edgelord, and join /b/.
Step 4) After "socializing" with people just as retarded as you for a time (3 days to 2 weeks), you become a 4chan fanatic, to the point you genuinely consider everybody around you a newfag or a moron, even though you belong in both of those categories yourself.
Step 5) Join /bant/, (everyone there is obviously a newfag, and since you are an oldfag with a whooping 16 days on your shoulders, you will be the best of them)
Step 6) Realize that /bant/ is not /b/, and the rules there are completely different.
Step 7) Rage. (How dare they ruin my precious 4chan?)
Step 8) Make this thread.
