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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 12:27:52 No.4721329 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4721330 >>4721331 >>4721332 >>4721335 >>4721336

Morning erections so much harder than other erections? Is it just me?

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 12:30:08 No.4721330 Report

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>>4721329

Involuntary muscle contractions are hardest.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 12:31:15 No.4721331 Report

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>>4721329
Ask the dude whose bum your dick is in

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 12:32:53 No.4721332 Report

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>>4721329
You produce testosterone in deep sleep.
So your test levels are highest before you wake up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 12:34:13 No.4721333 Report

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>>4721331
You're projecting, shitposter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 12:36:49 No.4721334 Report

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>>4721332
So test levels are lowest right before bed?

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 12:49:29 No.4721335 Report

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>>4721329
Tfw I don't even get morning wood anymore. Have to use a cock ring to maintenance fuck my wife and only get hard to porn or my girlfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 12:51:38 No.4721336 Report

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>>4721329
as a NEET, the hardest thing I do all day is morning wood

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 12:53:13 No.4721337 Report

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>>4721335
You have to quit porn anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 12:54:14 No.4721338 Report

Quoted By: >>4721339

It's because for once in your NEET life you've gone more than 5 hours without jerking off. Your body briefly starts to recover from your lifestyle each night, as you sleep.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 12:57:11 No.4721339 Report

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>>4721338
Yeah, but when I don't jerk off for a week the morning erections go away again. Explain that smart guy.

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