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funt things to do in amsterdam?

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:19:01 No.4722099 View View Reply Original Report

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where is fun to go here? im going with 5 women, where should we go? what is a good place to visit?
apparently our place is accessed by boat
can anyone help me out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:21:07 No.4722100 Report

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absolute shameless bump

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:25:38 No.4722101 Report

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are you stupid niggers too high to even respond?
is this what happens when you legalize drugs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:26:31 No.4722102 Report

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>>4722099
De Wallen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:28:00 No.4722103 Report

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>>4722102
youre not helping

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:28:16 No.4722104 Report

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>>4722102
ans cut your hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:29:44 No.4722105 Report

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>>4722099
go to a pancake house
take a walk through the red light district
have a boat ride on the canal
eat lots of cheese
drink heineken
smoke weed
many museums to visit
if you have the time, get on the train and visit Den Haag, it's where the Parliament and royal palaces are.
Also, there's a great beach called Scheveningen, maybe an hour from Amsterdam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:34:12 No.4722106 Report

Quoted By: >>4722107 >>4722116 >>4722136 >>4722139

>>4722105
i dont drink or do drugs. the girls im with do drink
im interested in the museums, but i doubt they will be.
will i have to worry about niggers at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:37:55 No.4722107 Report

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>>4722106
>will i have to worry about niggers at all?
i haven't been for about 10 years, but my friend at the time in Den Haag carried a telescopic baton after Turks tried to steal his dog.
law of entropy would suggest it hasn't improved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:41:57 No.4722108 Report

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>>4722107
turks are niggers.
a small baton is the only defense ill be carrying, unless they decide thats too much of a weapon. im a big guy, for me, so i hope i wont need much more

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:44:17 No.4722109 Report

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>>4722105
I know a guy who brought his family there, (two girls age 7/10) . I know it cant all be about weed and beer, but is it really a family destination for a week?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:44:40 No.4722110 Report

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>>4722108
check the law before you do so, i believe it's similar to the UK there.
you can't carry anything specifically for self defense, and some items are illegal to own at all, like telescopic batons for example.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:45:06 No.4722111 Report

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>>4722099

Jumping off of the Hilton Hotel in Amsterdam South.

https://youtu.be/7mEjmWnihrc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:46:22 No.4722112 Report

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>>4722099
nothing stay away

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:46:49 No.4722113 Report

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>>4722109
yes of course, and there's plenty to see aside from Amsterdam.
Alkmaar has a really quaint old cheese market that's well worth a visit.
Madurodam in Den Haag is probably the best model village I have ever seen. Just google it to see pics, it's amazing.
then of course museums, art galleries, the beach I mentioned.
it's a great country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:47:49 No.4722114 Report

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>>4722105
>drink heineken
thats like telling a person to drink their own piss and pay for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:49:47 No.4722115 Report

Quoted By: >>4722121 >>4722130

>>4722114
i meant it jokingly
being close to belgium, you guys actually have some great beer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:50:03 No.4722116 Report

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>>4722106
just moroccans, turks and egyptians, the nogs are pretty friendly.

>>4722114
this. amstel or gtfo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:52:26 No.4722117 Report

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>>4722116
>amstel
even worse imho

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:52:31 No.4722118 Report

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>>4722099
as soon as you arrive, you should go to the main station, get on a train, and go to literally any other city in the netherlands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:53:07 No.4722119 Report

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>>4722114
Seriously... Heineken isn't that bad. The smell of a fresh heineken reminds me of the sweet smell of hemp.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:53:48 No.4722120 Report

Quoted By: >>4722124 >>4722126

>>4722110
its going in my bag regardless. im the only man going with 5 women.
and most of them like to party.
im in shape, but not taking out 20 niggers in shape
just want to have a good time,
>>4722112
i wanted to, but im coming. im not a le 56t% mutt, any great museums? can i com over?
>>4722114
>traveling across the ocean to drink piss
yeah, i dont even drink that shit here.
>>4722116
nice, good thing they arent americanized

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:54:27 No.4722121 Report

Quoted By: >>4722126

>>4722115
I've met brits that unironically enjoy drinking it, it's impossible for me now to distinguish between it being a joke or not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:54:39 No.4722122 Report

Quoted By: >>4722125 >>4722127

>>4722114
Wat goed biers heb je daar? Ik heb veel over bierultuur horen maar ik heb nog nooit gehoord van een bepaald bier horen. Zijn er kleine brouwers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:55:28 No.4722123 Report

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>>4722118
this is good advice, although i would visit amsterdam just once.
i've been to Den Haag many times, it's a great city

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:56:53 No.4722124 Report

Quoted By: >>4722129

>>4722120
>any great museums?
Rijksmuseum, Rembrandt Museum, Scheepvaart Museum are all interesting. Don't go to the degenerate places like Sex Museum or the Red Light District, it's retarded. Anne Frank House is fucking boring propaganda. I like the Artis zoo, personally. If you take the train to Leiden there's Naturalis.

>can i com over?
my place is too small

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:57:30 No.4722125 Report

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>>4722122
the Heineken Brewery is actually in Amsterdam

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:57:32 No.4722126 Report

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>>4722120
i don't blame you anon. stay safe.
>>4722121
desu, most brits have terrible taste in beer.
since lager became popular in the 70s, the popularity of proper beer has steadily declined, and only seem a resurgance with all of this nasty over-hopped IPA.
most people are happy to drink Carling or Fosters, which makes Heineken seem like an artisan ale.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:58:18 No.4722127 Report

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>>4722122
lolwat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:58:26 No.4722128 Report

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>>4722099
fuck kikesterdam

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:58:50 No.4722129 Report

Quoted By: >>4722131 >>4722138

>>4722124
>Red Light District
i disagree. it's one of the most hilarious places i've ever been. my 17 year old brother was harrassed by a group of 5 or 6 obese black women in fishnets. i nearly pissed myself.
the cock fountain was gold as well. germanic toilet humour knows no bounds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 13:59:41 No.4722130 Report

Quoted By: >>4722131 >>4722132 >>4722137

>>4722119
>>4722116
>>4722115
>>4722114
>hurrr durrr its mainstream so it's bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:00:17 No.4722131 Report

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>>4722129
prostitution and weed has ruined a city that was once the financial center of the world
the more tourists visit these places, the longer they're kept alive

>>4722130
beer is more estrogenic than soy, mr mantits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:00:23 No.4722132 Report

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>>4722130
GRRRRRRRRRRRR
I said it's not that bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:01:04 No.4722133 Report

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Torture museum is nice with ladies to get em yukt up.

Then visit the train station and get on the train to: Groningen. Amsterdam all the clubs close before 3 am but in Groningen u can go all night baby

Sage

Sage Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:01:24 No.4722134 Report

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>>4722099
Please dont have sex with random whores.
Its in your best interests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:01:46 No.4722135 Report

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Do people even go to Amsterdam to do anything besides smoke weed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:02:00 No.4722136 Report

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>>4722106
BASED BURGER SHUTTING DOWN THE DEGENERATE BRIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:02:14 No.4722137 Report

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>>4722130
>things nobody said
strawmanning idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:02:29 No.4722138 Report

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>>4722129
Seriously over rated. The RLD in Amsterdam is nice because it's one of the oldest parts in Amsterdam... but it's really a to avoid tourist trap.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:04:08 No.4722139 Report

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>>4722106
>i dont drink or do drugs. the girls im with do drink
>im interested in the museums, but i doubt they will be.
Go to/stay near the leidseplein. Lots of bars,restaurants, and some clubs nearby and the museums are close by too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:04:54 No.4722140 Report

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>>4722099
Amsterdam has become about as multicultural as you can get. The romance of it has completely dissipated, but if you're looking for tourist attractions you can visit the Rijksmuseum for some fine Dutch Art, the old royal palace on 'de dam', and of course Red Light District to look at all the degenerate whores. I don't really know about any clubs if that's what you're looking for. Restaurants are disappointing by the way if you want 'real Dutch cuisine'. That doesn't really exist in Amsterdam. The most popular restaurants here serve food you'd find in basically any other major city. An example would be 'Sumo', a sushi place. If you want to really get to know the Netherlands you'd be better off visiting smaller places near the west coast like Haarlem. Or rural towns in Drenthe or something. Amsterdam is a meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:05:26 No.4722141 Report

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>>4722099
Buy drugs from a nigerian street dealer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mtGeIvLv Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:07:04 No.4722146 Report

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>>4722099
DUDE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l8sVGGCc Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:21:11 No.4722194 Report

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>>4722146
yes m8?

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Anonymous ID:mtGeIvLv Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:22:29 No.4722199 Report

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>>4722194
WEED

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Anonymous ID:mtGeIvLv Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:22:47 No.4722200 Report

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>>4722199
LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l8sVGGCc Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:26:14 No.4722208 Report

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>>4722199
>>4722200
kek. im not interested in that. just looking up the history

el sage person

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el sage person ID:lK0R7HNS Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:27:52 No.4722212 Report

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>Normies in my board
That's your fucking fault /pol/, Can we get rid off normies and boomers?, they are fucking everything in this site. Now that are abandoning Facebook, they come here to post their fucking blog.

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Anonymous ID:mtGeIvLv Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:29:21 No.4722218 Report

Quoted By: >>4722269

>>4722208
Also come down a few miles south and have a couple of beers with us instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l8sVGGCc Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:38:48 No.4722269 Report

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>>4722218
i wish.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mtGeIvLv Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:45:10 No.4722299 Report

Quoted By: >>4722723

>>4722269
I would have you partake in the pleasantries of attending our fine collection of peeing statues

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tdmBbIcy Sun 08 Apr 2018 14:50:50 No.4722328 Report

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>>4722212
that looks like a fine hentai doujin, do you have sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l8sVGGCc Sun 08 Apr 2018 15:50:36 No.4722723 Report

Quoted By: >>4723404

>>4722299
...do you really have them?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mtGeIvLv Sun 08 Apr 2018 16:36:28 No.4723404 Report

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>>4722723
...do you not?

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