Oh, say can you shart in the local Wall Mart
What so proudly we expelled from anus lies leaking?
Whose broad streaks and brown stars through the perilous blight,
O'er the aisles we watched shit gallantly streaming?
And the mutt's nappy hair, the negroes everywhere,
Gave proof that our race was 56% a disgrace.
Oh, say does that shit-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the shart and the home of the mutt?