>>4726201He used to be
However, Jesus was not a normal man
He changed his name to Johnny Estafloki Vermichelli once, but the locals really didn't like the name and it never stuck
Because Jesus wanted to please the people, he offered to change his name one last time, as it would be carved into italian stone forever, immortalizing him forever
Everyone got together to find the perfect name for him, except his brother Leo
You see, Leo was the opposite of Jesus
He was a man driven by hatred and envy and he had sworn to ruin the legacy of his brother
So one day before his name was decided, three demons visited him, all of them who had the same vision as Leo
All brought a gift to him,
The first demon, Patrick, brought a knife so strong it carve in stone, but Leo was a faggot and just robbed the demons with the knife and the people chose the name Jesus
Leo later died from alcohol poisoning
