>>4732238Hey sorry for the rant but I'm having a bit of trouble. Ever since I married my wife Chino back in August of last year I've been blissfully happy with her. But lately it's like everything has changed. When I go to the store, I come back to find that she's placed eggs on all the counters and stoves. And not just chicken eggs, but duck eggs too. Every time we both watch a movie she's always insistent on cuddling up with the microwave and calling it "her baby". Everyone's always calling her cute but lately I don't know, she keeps getting fatter and fatter and I think yesterday I felt scales on the underside of her belly. /Bant/, please help me - is my wife Chino going to transmute?