has r/banter ever went outside to help their folks clean the garden filled with withered leafs and fallen twigs from last year's fall and as you collect the twigs to throw them away, a huge ass branch that your dad has been trying to cut previous summer falls on you, breaking your spine and making you fall on a broken shard of glass, cutting into your stomach and slam your head into a shit-filled diaper that some asshole kid threw in your garden (my house is right next to an orphanage) and amidst all this pain, you realize that the smell of the shit covering your face is not as bad as you expected it to be so you lick it off your face and it tastes like Nutella and then you notice that the diaper is filled with flesh-eating worms, digging into the shit inside of it and then you feel one worm in your mouth, slowly making a hole in your tongue and the pain is like someone pushing a lit cigarette on your tongue and then you finally start feeling the pain of your broken spine and of your guts spilling out and you hear the voices of your parents, crying as they try helplessly to move the branch off of you while the headphone that you were having on all this time is blaring out this song (https://youtu.be/WuQZS2OW914) and you start getting weaker, the cries for help and the music getting quieter and quieter but i must be fine because i made this thread?