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>be me
>be 21
>be perfectly respectable well adjusted upper middle class Brit.
>be in final year at Uni, training to become architect.
>go to wedding of best friends sister
>Meet his cousin who is an absolutely stunning qt 3.14
>try not to notice this because she is 13 years old.
>stays at our table because she's annoyed at being put on the children's table
>chats with me all the time and laughs at all my jokes
>follows me around all evening like a lost puppy
>run into her mother at the bar.
>"haha I think you've got an admirer anon".
> *low key spaghetti*
>mother: "seriously though its not bothering you is it"
>me: haha no *sweats* it's actually pretty funny
>"so are you going to ask her to dance" ?
>*nearly spit out drink* "don't you think that'll be a little weird?"
>"oh come on it'll make her night"
>pretend to half object then go over and ask her
>*full on blushes*
>we slow dance for a couple songs with her pressed up against me desperately trying to avoid a boner.
>my friends make jokes at us for the rest of the night
>she gives me a kiss on the cheek and tells me she "had a lovely time"
>her mother laughs and says we looked "so cute together"
Wtf did she mean by this?
>be 21
>be perfectly respectable well adjusted upper middle class Brit.
>be in final year at Uni, training to become architect.
>go to wedding of best friends sister
>Meet his cousin who is an absolutely stunning qt 3.14
>try not to notice this because she is 13 years old.
>stays at our table because she's annoyed at being put on the children's table
>chats with me all the time and laughs at all my jokes
>follows me around all evening like a lost puppy
>run into her mother at the bar.
>"haha I think you've got an admirer anon".
> *low key spaghetti*
>mother: "seriously though its not bothering you is it"
>me: haha no *sweats* it's actually pretty funny
>"so are you going to ask her to dance" ?
>*nearly spit out drink* "don't you think that'll be a little weird?"
>"oh come on it'll make her night"
>pretend to half object then go over and ask her
>*full on blushes*
>we slow dance for a couple songs with her pressed up against me desperately trying to avoid a boner.
>my friends make jokes at us for the rest of the night
>she gives me a kiss on the cheek and tells me she "had a lovely time"
>her mother laughs and says we looked "so cute together"
Wtf did she mean by this?
