...and now I've arrived.

Greetings, Banterers! I have time traveled from the future! I come to you - the future date and time of Wednesday, April 17, 2018, at 1:28 New Zealand Standard Time! I have come to warn you that in a few days >>4777777 will be stolen by imptrash, gay posting will only get worse, and a new potent meme will be created! So please, take great caution to avoid some of these catastrophes.

Now that I've told you this information, I'll need to get going back to the present. Adios!