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>"DRRRRRRRRRRRMFFFFF"
>Colbert screams at the crowd.
>"MRRRRNNNGGGGG SAAAAIIIDDDD WRRRRRRD"
>Colbert begins to violent thrash on stage tearing at his already balding hair.
>"DRRRRRRNNNNNLLLLL WIRRRRRRRR GNNNN PEEEEECHOOOOO DNNNNMFFFFF"
>At this point he tearing at his clothes exposing only a tie and a pair of crisp tighty whitey's on stage barely showing a button let alone a bulge. Like a ken doll.
>"TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
>Crowd begins to wail and chant mystic spirit dinner ritual syntax and one woman begins to draw daemonic runes upon her child as it grows horns and a tail and begins to maul other members of the crowd. Meanwhile Colbert has fully placed himself in squat position facing the camera.
>"SCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRNNNNNRNNNGGPPSSSSS"
>Colbert begins shitting himself as massive chunks of shit begin to fill up his underwear to an almost alarmingly impossible amount that makes one question the fabric of the underwear moreso than the fabric of the universe.
>Audible laughing, clapping, and rend/tearing are slowly smothered out by shit filled Hanes slowly engorging the room.
>All is silent in the studio.
>Colbert turns his head to the backstage camera and smiles while slicking back what is left of his hair.
>"And tune in next week!"
>exit credits
>Colbert screams at the crowd.
>"MRRRRNNNGGGGG SAAAAIIIDDDD WRRRRRRD"
>Colbert begins to violent thrash on stage tearing at his already balding hair.
>"DRRRRRRNNNNNLLLLL WIRRRRRRRR GNNNN PEEEEECHOOOOO DNNNNMFFFFF"
>At this point he tearing at his clothes exposing only a tie and a pair of crisp tighty whitey's on stage barely showing a button let alone a bulge. Like a ken doll.
>"TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
>Crowd begins to wail and chant mystic spirit dinner ritual syntax and one woman begins to draw daemonic runes upon her child as it grows horns and a tail and begins to maul other members of the crowd. Meanwhile Colbert has fully placed himself in squat position facing the camera.
>"SCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRNNNNNRNNNGGPPSSSSS"
>Colbert begins shitting himself as massive chunks of shit begin to fill up his underwear to an almost alarmingly impossible amount that makes one question the fabric of the underwear moreso than the fabric of the universe.
>Audible laughing, clapping, and rend/tearing are slowly smothered out by shit filled Hanes slowly engorging the room.
>All is silent in the studio.
>Colbert turns his head to the backstage camera and smiles while slicking back what is left of his hair.
>"And tune in next week!"
>exit credits
