Has r/banter ever just woken up one day and realized that you have been living your life wrong for many years now so you decide to stop being such a loser so you start off by calling your mother and telling her you love her and then you decide to go buy a gym subscription and on your way you notice that the road curb is very thick and solid and you're now reminded of that one scene from American history X and while you're thinking this you slip and expect to die that same exact way but you don't because something cushioned your fall and you look down and find some sort of leather pocketbook so you open it up and find two sticks of your favourite gum and a winning lottery ticket and you can't believe how lucky you are and then you finally reach the gym and have no idea where to start but you remember always thinking that high bar squats were the coolest thing so you load up a barbell as much as you can and then you lift it up and suddenly you feel your vertebrates writhing in pain and your back makes audible cracking sounds and you can't move anymore and you feel like you're going to split in half when suddenly you feel an immense, conforting presence lifting up the barbell for you from behind, it was none other than Chad Thundercock helping you out and he tells he's proud of you finally getting into /fit/ness and teaches you the basics and helps you out and after 2 hours of training you head feeling very accomplished

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