>Pulls out 30 inch anus destroyer soaked in the blood of a thousand virgin buttholes
"ohai there."
>I rip your clothes off and stick my PENIS inside your butthole, effectively destroying it
>I have big cums in your butt
>I pull my PENIS out and cum on your back
>then I cum on the floor
>I don't walk the dinosaur because I'm cumming
>then I stop cumming
>all of a sudden, Billy Mays' head slides out of your ass
"BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!"
>I cum in my I Hate Mondays coffee mug and pour the cum on Billy Mays' face
"I liek good secks."
