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>tonight you go to sleep and fall into a vivid dream, unlike any you've had before
>an unnamed and faceless deity appears before you and speaks to you in ancient sumerian
>somehow you are able to understand the deity and can hear it speaking directly into your mind
>it offers you two options
>the one you choose will become reality as soon as you wake up

Option 1:
>you wake up in a billion dollar mansion in the french countryside
>your digital wallet now contains 1000 bitcoins
>your qt japanese wife walks into the room to bring you breakfast in bed
>a team of french loli maids follows behind her to make the bed and then asks if theres anything else they can do to service you
>your wife obediently smiles and leaves the room to let you do as you please

Option 2:
>you wake up in the goat tower
>around your neck is a medallion granting you unlimited access to the goat tower
>you can use this medallion to teleport to and from the goat tower at will
>all secrets of the goat tower are made known to you the moment you wake up
>you are vested with the authority to command the horned ones with absolute obedience

Which do you choose and why?