has r/banter ever felt a weird lump under your tongue and your put your fingers in to pop it and you pop the lump and go about your merry way like nothing has ever happened but the evening later your eating salt n vinegar chips and the underside tongue starts hurting really really bad and it extremely hurts but you have to eat and the next few days are like this until your tongue gets really swollen and infected and you have trouble breathing from the swelling so something has to be be done so you decide you have to take matters into your own hands because you dont trust the doctors so you go to get a knife but all the knifes are dirty from happy uncle's anal gouging hour so instead you take a sheet of paper and stick it in your mouth and use the sharpness of the paper to cut open the fold of skin under your tongue and it really hurts and your bleeding and puss spills out but it tastes good almost like pan-fried chicken hearts ??