>>4757135Like, totally, broski. I just caught a wicked wave out in the ocean, and, like, some dude was giving me some totally bad vibes, man, so me and my besties tied him to a truck and drove out to the middle of the desert. It was totes sooooo coolios, dude, and then we stuffed his head full of cacti-whatsits and ate him. The meat was SOOOOOO good, brah, and then we washed it down with date shakes and burgies and, like, some jerkfaces from NorCal wouldn't give us any water so we, like, totally did the same thing to them too~ Ooo ooo ooo and then we drove down on the 210 to LA and filled the city with water from the Salton Sea, it was so totally SICK brah, everyone was surfin up a storm, lol xD. Like, literally, though, there was a lot of peeps who were sick, man, not coolsies, and even worse, some spic crawled up out of the sand and set everything on fire, and then we all died of Hepa-somethingoranother. So totally funsies, my man, you should totes come to Cali this Summer.
