This.. is my wife... the one on the left that is.. You're probably wondering how I got into this mess.
Well, if you must know, it all started on my way home from the office. I park my car out front and open the door to my beautiful white picket home with my briefcase in one hand and a banquet of flowers for my beautiful woman in the other. "Honey, I'm home!" I proclaim like every other day but this day.. was different... Hmm.. I thought.. "usually my wife runs into my arms when I get back from the office", I think to myself, "Is she home?"
I open the door to our room to find out that oh yeah.. she was home all right but so was the black bull Toshinou Kyouko from down the street.
I gasped in shock as my wife yells "ANON! T-THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"
I begin to murmur under my breath, "Don't tell me... don't tell me that you two to were....." "no anon we weren't I swear!" "DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU WERE DOING LEWD THINGS TOGETHER!!!!!"
"HOL' UP" I heard that bastardly nigger stutter, "so you be sayin... so you be sayin... THIS YO WIFE N SHEEEEIIITT??? DAYUM BOY U JUST GOT KEKED"
I clenched my fist to knock that bakas teeth in but contained my anger as he howled "WHATCHU GONNA DO NIGGAA? WHATCHU GONNA DO!?"
I then pulled out my camera and yelled "THIS!" as I snapped a picture of the two G*d forsaken fools.. "I'm gonna show the whole world what a disloyal puta you are, Ayano!"
"Anon, please.. no don-.." "HAHA! OKAY WACK ASS CRACKA! Upload dat shit! Imma be famous! WORRRLLSTARRR!! Hahah!"
I left in a disgruntled fit and now my life is ruined... how could she do this to me /bant/? man I feel bad but I just don't know what to do. Any ideas?