has r/banter ever been sitting down one morning and got really thirsty and your like "damn i could use a nice drink" and because its morning you decide to make yourslef a cup of tea so you boil the water and the waters extremely hot and you make your tea and put sugar in and go back to your desk to drink and as you lift the cup your hand scalds and you drop the tea all over your lap because your naked and your screaming from the sheer agony as your skin is scorched raw from the tea and skin shrivels away you look down and your peepee is all red in tender and tears enter your eyes but then some of the scalding tea enters down your urethra leaving a trail of pain down your shaft and enters your balls and the ho tea commits genocide on your sperm cells and now your balls are conflated with tea to a balloon size and the only thing you can do now is pop your balls but you have nothing with you to pop them so you manage to stretch your balloon balls up towards your face and you take a massive massive bite out of your ballsack and it pops like a balloon and tea and dead sperm and blood splatters your face and keyboard and computer screen and walls and it tastes like boiled strawberries ??