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>be me, 2nd grade
>fascinated by toilets after being obsessed with maps in kindergarten (Learned every state and capital by 6) and wanting to change my name to Kirby based off the 4kids show in 1st grade
>every day after school (private school, 300 something total,k-8) we would gather in gym and listen for our names called on walkie talkie to go out and get picked up
>i always went to after school program so i never listened and went to the bathroom
>usually would start out by actually using the toilets but sometimes I'd feel devious and go right to action
>spent time learning the mechanism of toilets and slowly began to fuck with people by turning the valve off, making the tank refiller never stop, or whatever.
>once i got bored with that i would go to breaking it all since i knew the consequences of it then would finish by blocking the sink drain and overflow hole and running sinks on full power before leaving to see the end result
>this happens on and off from nov to march when i felt like it since they would keep fixing it until i resorted to hiding all the contents of the toilet tank thing in the ceiling then they would just replace the whole mechanism
>one spring day
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