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Quoted By: >>4778828
>"Hold up - to enter the club we need to do a quick pat down"
>*pats you down*
>W-wait.. what is this?
>*notices bulge*
>*grabs it with is big hands*
>"Hold up... why do you have sandpaper in your trousers?"
>"What do you mean it is your dick?"
>"You had an operation? What the fuck!"
>"As a baby?!?!? I can't believe it"
>"YOUR PARENTS DID IT TO YOU! I just cannot comprehend such madness"
>"They were told to do it by Jewish doctors?!?!?!?! You must be having a giraffe lad!"
>"They were told to do it by Jewish doctors in accordance with a Jewish doctrine that they themselves don't even believe in? They mutilated your baby dick for that?!?!?!?"
>"Ay Barry, come av a look at this. He only went and got mutilated as a baby by a Jewish doctor for a Jewish doctrine that his parents don't even believe in. Can you believe it!"
>"Feel it Barry, it is like sandpaper. This is absolutely not how a penis should feel, Barry. It should be moist and self-lubricating!"
>"What is that Barry? You say this happens to all Americans?"
>"Hahaha lad, land of the free indeed, Barry. Land of the free indeed."
>"But yeah sorry lad, you'll have to go elsewhere"
What do, /bant/?
>*pats you down*
>W-wait.. what is this?
>*notices bulge*
>*grabs it with is big hands*
>"Hold up... why do you have sandpaper in your trousers?"
>"What do you mean it is your dick?"
>"You had an operation? What the fuck!"
>"As a baby?!?!? I can't believe it"
>"YOUR PARENTS DID IT TO YOU! I just cannot comprehend such madness"
>"They were told to do it by Jewish doctors?!?!?!?! You must be having a giraffe lad!"
>"They were told to do it by Jewish doctors in accordance with a Jewish doctrine that they themselves don't even believe in? They mutilated your baby dick for that?!?!?!?"
>"Ay Barry, come av a look at this. He only went and got mutilated as a baby by a Jewish doctor for a Jewish doctrine that his parents don't even believe in. Can you believe it!"
>"Feel it Barry, it is like sandpaper. This is absolutely not how a penis should feel, Barry. It should be moist and self-lubricating!"
>"What is that Barry? You say this happens to all Americans?"
>"Hahaha lad, land of the free indeed, Barry. Land of the free indeed."
>"But yeah sorry lad, you'll have to go elsewhere"
What do, /bant/?
