Alright /bant/hers, here's a fun lil game I saw on /b/ ages ago I think you might like. A bomb is about to go off and everyone needs to get in the shelter. The door starts open, dubs will open and close the door, and trips set off the bomb. Anyone posting while the door is closed won't get in. If someone gets trips while the door is open we all die, if the door is closed we're safe. Aaaaand GO!
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I'm going in and closing the door I guess
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>>478100 fucking faggot let me in
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>>478100 open the door you fucker
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>>478130 FUCKING RETARDS DELETE THIS
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Open the door so we can all be consumed in glorious nuclear fire!
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I'm trying to open it from the inside, boys!
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i'm gonna open that door if you don't
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>>478130 DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK
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Open the doors and save the memes
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>>478160 PLEASE, I BEG YOU! OH GOD!
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>>478166 OPEN, your planned failed, CIA
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The memes are safe
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>>478166 I'm in the database
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>>478091 you all die of dysentery
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>>478183 No you isn't cunt.
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Ok now close it hurry.
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I'm gonna try to open it again, boys.
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fingerbang time, squatters
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The Infamous "Bean Bitch" !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:13:47 No. 478223 Report SET OFF THE BOMB
It's comfy inside
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>>478091 Open
>>478100 closed
>>478166 Open
>>478177 Closed
I failed ya, boys. I'll get it open as soon as I can.
>>478223 Almost ya cheeky cunt
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I'm inside initiate program cyber shell sx66
Nukem' Nick !AjFdSmpMwI
Nukem' Nick !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:15:11 No. 478238 Report Quoted By:
OPEN THE DOORS CUNT
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>>478233 Canadians, always opening the doors.
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It's comfy inside
>>478233 CLOSE CLOSE.
FUCKING OUTSIDERS, GET OUT OF MY FUCKING BUNKER
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Opening so we can all die together.
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>>478233 Noooo close that door you cunt
It's comfy inside
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Im finnaly safe
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>>478243 Common courtesy is in our genes I'm sorry
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ALOHA SNACKBAR
It's comfy inside
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Cumming inside
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Who shit their pants? Get out.
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>>478251 >>478267 Split personality eh?
It's okay, you're both welcome outside
>>478277 CLOSED
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Someone close then open that door and set the bomb off
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>>478277 YES closed finally safe
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Open your Toughbook™ and consult Jo291 on the "Steam Community" for secondhand sheltering from the bomb
The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI
The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:19:44 No. 478296 Report Quoted By:
opening the door so we can all suffer
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>>478091 rips door off so erryone can get in
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Did anyone bring toilet paper?
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>>478303 You and me both bud
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Doors closed, safe inside, bomb time now.
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>>478100 Dale doesn't smoke Mack cigarettes
He smokes Manitoba
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>>478301 Yeah we're covered in here.
Only one can of tuna to share through the apocalypse though
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two scoops click clank boom
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The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:22:17 No. 478334 Report i'm comfy, it's time to end it all
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It's comfy inside
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>>478334 >>478335 Not today, cunts
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everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>478354 >>478353 Fuck off we're fill
It's comfy inside
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>>478335 >>478334 You guys had one job
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The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:24:48 No. 478384 Report >>478366 OPENED
OPENED
OPENED
OPENED
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It's comfy inside
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still room inside bois?
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The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:25:40 No. 478406 Report Quoted By:
YESSSS KEEP THE DOORS OPEN 444 GET INCOMING APPROX. 2 MINUTES
It's comfy inside
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>>478349 YOU FOOLISH GOYS SAVE YOURSELVES
The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI
The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:26:26 No. 478418 Report Quoted By:
>>478411 LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
It's comfy inside
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>>478411 Close it Close it Close it
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It's comfy inside
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>>478411 uploading cyberlock 666 to the datamainframe
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The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI
The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:27:42 No. 478447 Report we will all die, the only thing you can do is hug the closest person and cry
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>>478091 Open
>>478100 Closed
>>478166 open
>>478177 closed
>>478233 Opened
>>478277 closed
>>478366 open
>>478377 closed
>>478411 open
I have accepted the end, boys.
It's comfy inside
>>478434 WE FUCKED IT IF 444
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It's comfy inside
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C L O S E I T L O S E I T
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>>478447 Oh thank god, close and wait for 5's!
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>>478436 >>478411 Damn, the security for closing this thing is a lot harder than opening it.
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HURRY UP AND CLOSE THE FUCKER
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The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:28:27 No. 478466 Report Anonymous
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>>478443 stop trying to nuke u fuck
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>>478455 CLOSED thanks poo
It's comfy inside
>>478455 No shitting in the bunker, we have a toilet
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WAIT FOR 555 A I T F O R 5 5 5
It's comfy inside
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>>478436 >execute black_ice.exe this door is staying open until those bombs go off, pal. Death comes for us all!
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The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:29:01 No. 478479 Report Quoted By:
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>>478488 Are you a wizard?
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>>478478 I deploy data shield 2.5
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555 coming up boys, prepare for the end. It's straight to hell for all of us if this goes down.
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Close this bitch
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The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI
The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:32:02 No. 478546 Report Quoted By:
It's comfy inside
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It's comfy inside
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Lay thine upon these trips and feel the coldness of a nuclear winter
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The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:33:26 No. 478575 Report Anonymous
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>>478576 That means we still have a chance to get blown up!
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The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:34:36 No. 478591 Report INCOMING SATAN TRIPS CLOSE THE DOOR NAO
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>>478585 > implying that is what I'm trying to evade Anonymous
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Death is coming for us all. Soon...
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>>478591 Satan demands a sacrifice
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The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:37:11 No. 478632 Report Quoted By:
>implying you all do not want to face a fast painless nuclear death when the 50 megatons of tnt falls on top of the bunker killing you and everything within a mile radius instantly
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You blew it you maniac!
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I'm sorry satan
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6 6 6 G E T 6 6 G E T
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The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:38:14 No. 478656 Report Quoted By:
incoming nuclear missile approaching,
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It's comfy inside
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It's comfy inside
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It's comfy inside
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The Final Solution !AjFdSmpMwI ID:0nHZlhgr Mon 15 May 2017 07:39:10 No. 478676 Report Quoted By:
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>>478666 good bye outside world
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>>478666 YOU FUCKING BLEW IT
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>>478666 Always knew Russia would end the world
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Reply to this post if you were outside. Fucking outies.
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>>478666 The door was closed right?
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now who do we eat first when we run out of supplies? I suggest americans. because they contain a lot of fat
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It's comfy inside
>>478709 Good idea.
The Pajeet needs to be contained, he will pollute the shelter
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>>478709 Did you bring vodka to wash down that Cheeto fat?
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>>478721 Try any funny business and I open the blast doors
It's comfy inside
>>478723 Join me and we'll fuck up those Canucks.
This is a war.
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>>478723 yes. also Stalker games have taught me vodka can be used as anti-rad. We are good
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>>478741 >we'll fuck up those Canucks. You just whispered that to a Canuck. Why fellow Aussie? Our plan was supposed to be secret. The new wasteland will be nothing to an Australian, probably better if you ask me.
It's comfy inside
>>478780 I'm calling out the Canuckfag.
We need to purge them, they're just really fucking annoying.
It was a threat.
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>>478797 Ooooh well then yeah let's get this war started. One can of Tuna won't last forever. That's all the food I brought to the shelter.
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>>478666 why did google search for your image turn up prisoner abuse?