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I got a story for you Vargtards

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Want to his story, /bant/? Let’s find out!

>Be Varg
>Be part of some Norwegian power metal band
>doing pretty well for myself
>Decided to convert to neo-paganism
>HailOdin.exe
>Decided to rebel against (((the Man))) in a more radical way
>I blew up a church
>MyAncestorsSmileUponMeImperials.jpg
>Found guilty of arson
>goes to jail for a few years
>gets out of jail and rejoins the band
>things are going okay despite the jail time
>decided to "accidently" stab a member of the band twenty-three times
>in the back
>goes to jail for murder
>get out of jail
>at this point, I'm pretty much blacklisted in Norway
>Everyone here knows my name
>Everyone knows what I did
>fuck
>Decide to go expat and move to France
>No one knows who I am at least
>Finds cutie French girl
>turns out she's on the autism spectrum
>she has no idea who I am let alone the shadier shit I did back in Norway
>decide to wife her up
What happens next?
Let’s find out!