To be fair, bread really is SEX. It's the only logical solution. Saying that bread isn't sex is the same as saying that washing your penis is not good. It's simply not true. Your wife also has a lot to do with the statement "Bread is sex", as she also happens to be regarded as sex. These three things are deeply interconnected and there is absolutely no way to disprove the statement "Bread is sex". Bread, your wife, and sex, are and always will be connected in one way or another, in any way, shape, or form. If you don't believe me, then you actually don't believe yourself. Once you figure out this deep connection and start believing in it, your life will inevitably start changing for the better, and you will find peace and prosperity. You heard it here, folks, bread IS sex. Sex IS bread. Your wife = bread = sex. Amen.