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Anonymous ID:daItBvMW Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:37:09 No.4796572 View View Reply Original Report

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My parents are coming over to clean my dorm room. How do I explain the life-size pillow in my closet.
Help me /bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vDp61tBZ Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:39:14 No.4796586 Report

Quoted By:

>>4796572
you don't

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oh1tDQdV Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:40:11 No.4796591 Report

Quoted By: >>4796609 >>4796653

>>4796572
tell them it's your wife

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1/eEgmqk Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:42:16 No.4796609 Report

Quoted By:

>>4796591
This.

You either find a way to hide it better or you embrace it to the fullest

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g7grQCPc Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:43:35 No.4796617 Report

Quoted By: >>4796653

>>4796572
>My parents are coming over to clean my dorm room
what?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v2nkQb8j Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:45:13 No.4796625 Report

Quoted By: >>4796653

>>4796572
is it as lewd as the on in your post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wet+bakB Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:47:17 No.4796636 Report

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>>4796572
Why are your parents cleaning your dorm?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j8091dMt Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:49:11 No.4796642 Report

Quoted By: >>4796673

>>4796572
You say "no I want to clean my dorm room myself I need to take more responsibility" and then you do it yourself because you don't want your fucking parents to find your sex doll more than you want to be a lazy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j8091dMt Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:50:20 No.4796650 Report

Quoted By:

>>4796572
Alternatively let them walk in on you mounted on top of it fully naked and giving it a mating press.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:daItBvMW Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:50:24 No.4796653 Report

Quoted By: >>4796667 >>4796668 >>4796685

>>4796591
Our relationship is purely platonic though

>>4796617
I only have a vacuum cleaner here so they come over like once a year to properly clean the room.

>>4796625
Lewder

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vDp61tBZ Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:52:03 No.4796667 Report

Quoted By: >>4796671

>>4796653
you check my quads is what you do

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g7grQCPc Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:52:16 No.4796668 Report

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>>4796653
why dont you clean it yourself?? are you on a spectrum or something nigga like wtf if you are living at dorm you should be able to take care of that shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:u6GB71PT Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:52:22 No.4796669 Report

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>>4796572
You done fucked up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vDp61tBZ Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:52:34 No.4796671 Report

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>>4796667
>off by one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vVnsSgeH Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:52:54 No.4796673 Report

Quoted By:

>>4796642
>>4796572
On that note, I find it hard not to think that indeed you don't take care of yourself at all.
If your parents have to clean your dorm, there's something wrong with you personally.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u6GB71PT Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:53:02 No.4796675 Report

Quoted By: >>4796695 >>4796709

>>4796572
You have a closet in your dorm room?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oh1tDQdV Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:54:01 No.4796685 Report

Quoted By:

>>4796653
>Our relationship is purely platonic though
tell them that
also clean your room yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u6GB71PT Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:55:34 No.4796695 Report

Quoted By:

>>4796675
Fancy shmancy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:daItBvMW Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:56:48 No.4796698 Report

Quoted By: >>4796714 >>4796718

I do vacuum regularly, but don't have stuff like a mop,... here and also no room to store it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:daItBvMW Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:58:22 No.4796709 Report

Quoted By: >>4796726

>>4796675
That's pretty common over here, it's a pretty small one though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g7grQCPc Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:59:05 No.4796714 Report

Quoted By:

>>4796698
when we have to clean our rooms at the end of school year, we can borrow cleaning shit from the dorm stuff
i cant imagine my parents to clean for me, thats so embarrassing and i dont even have a hidden anime pillow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wet+bakB Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:59:16 No.4796718 Report

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>>4796698
Tell them you have a boyfriend and the body pillow is from a past day of sexual confusion.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u6GB71PT Sun 15 Apr 2018 17:00:14 No.4796726 Report

Quoted By: >>4796742

>>4796709
Im dorming in a community college right now, the rooms here are cramped.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:j8091dMt Sun 15 Apr 2018 17:00:53 No.4796736 Report

Quoted By: >>4796790

You take the cover *off* the pillow and fold it up and hide it inside a pair of pants.

Then you put the body pillow on your bed under your blanket with no cover.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u6GB71PT Sun 15 Apr 2018 17:01:42 No.4796742 Report

Quoted By:

>>4796726
My roomate has his tv on top of his dresser, so he has to stand on his bed every time he plays ps4

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u6GB71PT Sun 15 Apr 2018 17:04:57 No.4796764 Report

Quoted By:

>>4796572
You really failed to think this one through huh.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sh1LbvEJ Sun 15 Apr 2018 17:08:25 No.4796790 Report

Quoted By: >>4796833

>>4796736
Why are you actually giving him a solution?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j8091dMt Sun 15 Apr 2018 17:15:16 No.4796833 Report

Quoted By: >>4798691

>>4796790
Because I own 3 body pillows and over 15 covers and no one has ever found them and now the thread can die.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z9Cop59Q Sun 15 Apr 2018 17:18:51 No.4796859 Report

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>>4796572
Say your friend got a roommate and asked you to hide it for him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:daItBvMW Sun 15 Apr 2018 17:45:10 No.4797107 Report

Quoted By: >>4798676

We're done cleaning and they didn't open my closet so I guess I'm safe.
I'll clean my room myself from now on, senpais.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vB79Zva+ Sun 15 Apr 2018 18:56:08 No.4797736 Report

Quoted By:

>>4796572
please cock tribute your pillow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A72Vnuqo Sun 15 Apr 2018 18:59:37 No.4797754 Report

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say "you made me this!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XlqmqyQ4 Sun 15 Apr 2018 19:05:19 No.4797800 Report

Quoted By:

>>4796572
Say its your roommates

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hsweBntK Sun 15 Apr 2018 19:15:11 No.4797872 Report

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Pillow cover inside out, put it on your bed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cWGAaPiP Sun 15 Apr 2018 19:23:04 No.4797913 Report

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>>4796572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwIUYrCRgUI

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aSnn6kEN Sun 15 Apr 2018 20:07:28 No.4798466 Report

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>>4796572
grab the pillow case (if its one of those) and just keep it in your pocket if its big enough, if not then your fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h+WYevaX Sun 15 Apr 2018 20:23:39 No.4798676 Report

Quoted By:

>>4797107
In the future just get some vacuum seal storage bags. A dakimakura pillow body will compress down to about 40 x 60 cm in one of these, which is easy to hide and claim is bedding that you aren't currently using.

t. owns multiple dakis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h+WYevaX Sun 15 Apr 2018 20:25:01 No.4798691 Report

Quoted By:

>>4796833
are you me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vjJx9xyT Sun 15 Apr 2018 20:28:18 No.4798733 Report

Quoted By:

>>4796572
Tell them you're fucking it because you can't get a real woman.

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