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>be me
>want tendies
>ask mommy for tendies
>she says no and calls me a stupid 23 year old
>she rolls me to my crib
>REEEEEE
>"No, Anon"
>slap that bitch
>"fine, you win"
>she mutters something with the strange word "retarded"
>makes tendies
>satisfied
>"Okay Anon, I'm gonna go to bed, don't try to wake me up"
>okie dokie
>realize if she is asleep I can sneak tendies
>she goes downstairs sobbing
>wait her bedroom is upstairs
>HEY MOMMY! YOUR BEDROOM IS UP HERE, BITCH
>she doesn't listen
>roll my beautiful 300lb 23 yr old body out of the cage
>mommy is sleeping from a rope
>that's a weird sleeping position
>sneak tendies
It's been 4 weeks and she hasn't woke up, lazy bitch
>want tendies
>ask mommy for tendies
>she says no and calls me a stupid 23 year old
>she rolls me to my crib
>REEEEEE
>"No, Anon"
>slap that bitch
>"fine, you win"
>she mutters something with the strange word "retarded"
>makes tendies
>satisfied
>"Okay Anon, I'm gonna go to bed, don't try to wake me up"
>okie dokie
>realize if she is asleep I can sneak tendies
>she goes downstairs sobbing
>wait her bedroom is upstairs
>HEY MOMMY! YOUR BEDROOM IS UP HERE, BITCH
>she doesn't listen
>roll my beautiful 300lb 23 yr old body out of the cage
>mommy is sleeping from a rope
>that's a weird sleeping position
>sneak tendies
It's been 4 weeks and she hasn't woke up, lazy bitch
