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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 00:51:48 No.4803023 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4803086 >>4803160 >>4803363 >>4803401 >>4804499 >>4804734 >>4804874 >>4806803

Hi hi its fortune time with osaka as your host
/bant/ edition

Hi anous how you been today i hope its been ok anyway done with posting generic bullshit for now let's make fortunes!!

The rules
>hugs for anyone that ask
>saying sata andagi will give you a dream fortune instead of your normal one
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to make
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per anon
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, death and becoming a huge faggot

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 00:52:39 No.4803034 Report

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My discord server
exUTGXd

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Anonymous ID:hUgadpPM Mon 16 Apr 2018 00:58:33 No.4803086 Report

Quoted By: >>4803143

>>4803023
hi I'd like a fortune please

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:03:34 No.4803143 Report

Quoted By: >>4803183

>>4803086
Yay first anou for a moment I thought it was going to be empty I guess i just need more patience.
>your fortune says find the equivalent ideal to combat the opposition that spreads vile and mistrust in your own mind

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Anonymous ID:f6OBCjn6 Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:05:17 No.4803160 Report

Quoted By: >>4803185

>>4803023
ok

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Anonymous ID:hUgadpPM Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:08:18 No.4803183 Report

Quoted By: >>4803199

>>4803143
Hm, very robust but makes sense. Thanks 4 the fortune.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:08:33 No.4803185 Report

Quoted By: >>4803198

>>4803160
Here's your fortune
>your fortune says absurdity only makes sense in today's society when its not pointed out but accepted as the main standard and will be easier to fully appreciate what you couldn't even pinpoint when you first encounter it

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Anonymous ID:f6OBCjn6 Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:10:05 No.4803198 Report

Quoted By: >>4803241

>>4803185
deep

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:10:17 No.4803199 Report

Quoted By: >>4803255

>>4803183
I guess i should had gone with perfect but what's done is done now

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Anonymous ID:kHDg73MV Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:11:18 No.4803204 Report

Quoted By: >>4803209 >>4803241

One fortune please

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1Px21PRA Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:12:08 No.4803209 Report

Quoted By: >>4803228

>>4803204
*stops reading*

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Anonymous ID:kHDg73MV Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:14:19 No.4803228 Report

Quoted By: >>4803231

>>4803209

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1Px21PRA Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:14:46 No.4803231 Report

Quoted By: >>4803244

>>4803228
nice screenshot retard

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:16:23 No.4803241 Report

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>>4803198
Deep as a kiddie pool anou
>>4803204
Thank god I don't have to like it anyway ok
>your fortune says fabricating the device that will ultimately destroy what you hoped to accomplish is an example of you always trying to be right expecting the best out of a puzzling world that only favours those with clear minded intetions and preparations for the worse

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Anonymous ID:kHDg73MV Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:16:42 No.4803244 Report

Quoted By: >>4803256

>>4803231
Am being bullied help

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Anonymous ID:hUgadpPM Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:17:46 No.4803255 Report

Quoted By: >>4803278

>>4803199
Idk I like this fortune, it makes enough sense to me. The vile opossition in my mind is my self-centerness and ego and the equivilant ideal is to be kind to others.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1Px21PRA Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:17:55 No.4803256 Report

Quoted By: >>4803330

>>4803244
*puts you in locker*
give me ur lunch money dweeb

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:21:28 No.4803278 Report

Quoted By: >>4803343

>>4803255
We are always in constant battle with our own egos the best method to achieve said ideal is working your way up to it and knowing what goes agasint the terms you had laid on but you also have to be ready for the mistakes you will surely make sorry if I dribble too much

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kHDg73MV Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:28:19 No.4803330 Report

Quoted By: >>4803332

>>4803256
H-here senpai take it, take it all

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1Px21PRA Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:28:33 No.4803332 Report

Quoted By: >>4803416

>>4803330
ok now you know what to do next

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Anonymous ID:hUgadpPM Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:30:41 No.4803343 Report

Quoted By: >>4803366

>>4803278
Yeah I understand, thanks for the help friend.

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Anonymous ID:yKlSbwg+ Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:32:47 No.4803363 Report

Quoted By: >>4803400

>>4803023
sata andagi

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:32:58 No.4803366 Report

Quoted By: >>4803422

>>4803343
I didn't notice untill now that your id has hug in it and your welcome

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:38:33 No.4803400 Report

Quoted By: >>4803489

>>4803363
Only if you promise to bash my head in afterwards
>your dream fortune says that blotches of oil will fill your house up and leave you with an eviction note forcing you into the streets as the rich pig gets richer off your misfortune by leasing it off to blind mice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1JioGZ/T Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:38:44 No.4803401 Report

Quoted By: >>4803446

>>4803023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwIUYrCRgUI

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kHDg73MV Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:40:08 No.4803416 Report

Quoted By:

>>4803332
I may be about to be raped, but Al least I wasn't the faggot that was one off of quads

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hUgadpPM Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:40:58 No.4803422 Report

Quoted By: >>4803446

>>4803366
I didn't notice either, that's nice.

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:44:02 No.4803446 Report

Quoted By:

>>4803401
Why link me this?
>your fortune says things that are left unexplained yet manages to garner a reaction had served there purpose and should move on to other venues to spread influence
>>4803422
*hugs back* very

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Anonymous ID:yKlSbwg+ Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:49:20 No.4803489 Report

Quoted By: >>4803506

>>4803400
ahhhh no I won't do that, nice to see you though

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:51:12 No.4803506 Report

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>>4803489
Hehe nice to see you too

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 03:42:49 No.4804252 Report

Quoted By: >>4804293 >>4804305 >>4804315

No one wants a fortune anymore?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hUgadpPM Mon 16 Apr 2018 03:50:45 No.4804293 Report

Quoted By: >>4804407

>>4804252
I would if I could get another, sorry fren

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f6OBCjn6 Mon 16 Apr 2018 03:52:29 No.4804305 Report

Quoted By: >>4804407

>>4804252
/bant/ is small and slow board especially around these hours

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Anonymous ID:h9O0slfc Mon 16 Apr 2018 03:53:09 No.4804313 Report

Quoted By: >>4804407

I will trade this mcrib for a fortune

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdjewvCw Mon 16 Apr 2018 03:53:21 No.4804315 Report

Quoted By: >>4804407

>>4804252
Give fortune.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:06:55 No.4804407 Report

Quoted By: >>4804425 >>4804712

>>4804293
Its fine just checking to see if it was still alive
>>4804305
I see well at least I got some people
>>4804313
Im not hungry just bored atm
>your fortune says all wrongs must be repayed one way or another to make the balance equal
>>4804315
Ok
>your fortune says the utopia you see fit will be the curse of the others who will be subjected to its creation and quite possibly become a cornerstone for its foundation but between the two different experiences each had dealt with the main goal remains the same to achieve prosperity in there own way be it moral or not

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Anonymous ID:h9O0slfc Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:09:20 No.4804425 Report

Quoted By: >>4804460

>>4804407
that is extremely relevant to my current family situation
Are you god or something?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:14:31 No.4804460 Report

Quoted By:

>>4804425
No just accurate in most cases i don't think I have any powers at all since it will get in my head

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iC/8gsw+ Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:19:53 No.4804499 Report

Quoted By: >>4804530

>>4803023
I don't want a fortune but I do want a hug

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:23:32 No.4804530 Report

Quoted By: >>4804546

>>4804499
Are you sure *hugs you tight*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iC/8gsw+ Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:24:56 No.4804546 Report

Quoted By: >>4804589

>>4804530
yes I don't care about the future. Sometimes I wish I was like an iguana. Always living in the moment, No sense of object permanence

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:29:42 No.4804589 Report

Quoted By: >>4804621

>>4804546
I don't care about what happens to me either but my mind does end up making me think about existential stuff that scares me in the end but I been managing it anyway why specifically an iguana?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iC/8gsw+ Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:32:57 No.4804621 Report

Quoted By: >>4804689

>>4804589
because I used to have a pet iguana. I had an existential crisis when I was in middle school and tried killing myself. But now I am fine

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:38:27 No.4804689 Report

Quoted By: >>4804752

>>4804621
I been content with myself like I said but I still wake up like oh looks like I'm still alive and i think about the final day of my life waking up knowing how will be go for me but I can manage. Oh cool I like reptiles they can be cute at times

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Anonymous ID:cdjewvCw Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:41:13 No.4804712 Report

Quoted By: >>4804833

>>4804407
Jesus Christ. How does it know?

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Anonymous ID:q1ZYbe1F Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:43:55 No.4804734 Report

Quoted By: >>4804833

>>4803023
Can I have a realistic fortune?

I have some pending things and I need to know what path to take

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iC/8gsw+ Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:45:05 No.4804752 Report

Quoted By: >>4804833

>>4804689
reptiles make your room smell terrible

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WhvAy9Tx Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:51:59 No.4804823 Report

Quoted By: >>4805026

I accidentally said "fortnite time" instead of "fortune time".
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GwqKSLASBw

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:53:13 No.4804833 Report

Quoted By: >>4804870 >>4804912 >>4804957

>>4804712
Why am I it?
>>4804734
Oh sure can i ask what going on right now?
>your fortune says good advice despite being said in a fictional story can be as good depending on how you apply it on yourself in a realist way but also know that its ok to have some means of escape just for a little bit to cool off for a restless mind will become delirious and add more stress that you wouldn't have with a calm one.
>>4804752
Oh I have some geckos and they barely smell at all

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iC/8gsw+ Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:56:41 No.4804870 Report

Quoted By: >>4805026

>>4804833
gekos are pretty dope

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Anonymous ID:+vgP/ot3 Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:57:42 No.4804874 Report

Quoted By: >>4805026

>>4803023
Howdy I'd like a fortune please and thanks <3

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Anonymous ID:z6Zb+yPQ Mon 16 Apr 2018 05:01:24 No.4804904 Report

Quoted By: >>4805026

Can I have my fortune please?

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Anonymous ID:q1ZYbe1F Mon 16 Apr 2018 05:03:10 No.4804912 Report

Quoted By: >>4805026

>>4804833
Well I keep putting off important steps I need to take in order to move forward with life, letting it go to the next week and so on indefinitely
It's hard to get motivation and everything I start I never end up finishing even though I have good ideas and plans
I'm not sad or depressed either, but I can't follow through on plans

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdjewvCw Mon 16 Apr 2018 05:11:14 No.4804957 Report

Quoted By: >>4805026

>>4804833
I was referring to whatever mystical fortune thing you're looking into. But if you wanna be an it, than that's okay.

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 05:21:51 No.4805026 Report

Quoted By: >>4805045 >>4805088

>>4804823
Why you read the entire thread?
>your fortune says what you preach will be the standard everyone expects from you even if its ironic
>>4804870
They are
>>4804874
Howdy howdy
>your fortune says don't feel like your not special at all for every mistake there is an achievement that you done your own way and take all the praise you can get at the moment and reconcile on them in an appropriate manner to not be know for that one specific event but for many more you can do
>>4804904
Fine tomo just don't scare chiyo with it
>your fortune says stupidity takes all shapes and forms being behind every wise person and taking the spotlight for how distracting and annoying it is and also for how it fails to acknowledge how dumb it seems to the rest
>>4804912
I see I tend to have no motivation either but it could help if you see it as a necessity that has to be done by you to function well also reaching the end result can help its how I get by everyday so maybe just motivate yourself to getting there and have faith in what you can do
>>4804957
Oh I don't use tarrots or anything like that at all

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Anonymous ID:+vgP/ot3 Mon 16 Apr 2018 05:24:10 No.4805045 Report

Quoted By: >>4805113

>>4805026
Thank ya kindly!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q1ZYbe1F Mon 16 Apr 2018 05:34:37 No.4805088 Report

Quoted By: >>4805113

>>4805026
I think part of it is my sleeping schedule. I've been staying in bed all day

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 05:38:00 No.4805113 Report

Quoted By: >>4805233

>>4805045
Very cute ogre
>>4805088
Oh I see what will you do to fix that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q1ZYbe1F Mon 16 Apr 2018 05:57:58 No.4805233 Report

Quoted By: >>4805239

>>4805113
I don;t know

I don't have a schedule

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:12BEOxPX Mon 16 Apr 2018 05:59:21 No.4805239 Report

Quoted By:

>>4805233
I guess make one if you feel like it anou anyway I'm going to sleep now night have a great day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tqFw+Q5M Mon 16 Apr 2018 10:47:46 No.4806674 Report

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fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BgN2BQH4 Mon 16 Apr 2018 10:52:41 No.4806803 Report

Quoted By:

>>4803023
sata andagi

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