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Anonymous ID:1eT2V9JY Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:42:11 No.4803432 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4803449 >>4803497 >>4803525 >>4803643 >>4803648 >>4803662 >>4803752 >>4803829

>Be an United States citizen
>Be forced to go to church

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DIOPkhQS Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:42:36 No.4803433 Report

Quoted By: >>4803443

uhh only twice a week

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cnRKSaoA Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:43:48 No.4803443 Report

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>>4803433
Three. Be Honest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AiR3jNzi Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:44:19 No.4803449 Report

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>>4803432
Never.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+M/n338i Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:45:15 No.4803456 Report

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lol no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7XLIP4/b Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:46:49 No.4803465 Report

Quoted By: >>4803481

What bizarro land are you talking about? Nobody goes to church here, everyone just says they do.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+gpTsoMO Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:48:28 No.4803478 Report

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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LrMOn74DT6

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1eT2V9JY Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:48:47 No.4803481 Report

Quoted By: >>4803505

>>4803465
That isn't what famer Gay said

anonymous

anonymous ID:coHCtmLn Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:50:24 No.4803497 Report

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>>4803432
This is 100% truth. I tried to skip once and I was sent to jail, where a priest told me I made him do bad things. Then he did bad things to me and I'm a good boy now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7XLIP4/b Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:51:10 No.4803505 Report

Quoted By: >>4803616

>>4803481
Farmer Gay was definitely bullshitting out of his ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UiK+5CsS Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:54:35 No.4803525 Report

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>>4803432
> tips fedora

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1eT2V9JY Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:03:57 No.4803616 Report

Quoted By: >>4803660

Hes our senpai-ily guy
>>4803505

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qiNM451I Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:06:36 No.4803643 Report

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>>4803432
what the fuck are you on about
no one forces you to go to church. i dont go, tho i sort of wish i did.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:frpibtCI Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:07:19 No.4803648 Report

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>>4803432
Church is for gays only in the US.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7XLIP4/b Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:09:04 No.4803660 Report

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>>4803616
If you get all of your conceptions of America from a TV show then you are dumber than a rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ABl7+5Tc Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:09:12 No.4803662 Report

Quoted By: >>4803670 >>4803681

>>4803432
Why do you make these threads when there are real people suffering all sorts of childhood traumas?

Rhodesiaboo

Rhodesiaboo ID:UiK+5CsS Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:10:05 No.4803670 Report

Quoted By: >>4803764

>>4803662
Wut?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7XLIP4/b Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:11:45 No.4803681 Report

Quoted By: >>4803764

>>4803662
That's like saying eat your veggies because people are starving in Africa.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TNars+dT Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:21:35 No.4803752 Report

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>>4803432
>Be European citizen
>Be forced to go to Mosque

C⌬©⍟ℕυͳ !!ejZnhfeYlll

C⌬©⍟ℕυͳ !!ejZnhfeYlll ID:r+FrkE9X Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:22:28 No.4803763 Report

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Who /mondaywednesdayfriday/ here?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ABl7+5Tc Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:22:33 No.4803764 Report

Quoted By: >>4803777

>>4803670
>>4803681
So you are saying the priest of your community never fucked you in the ass?

Oh man. I really was in a thought that half of the catholic kids are fucked in the ass in America.

>this is Ylilauta baiting
>ask something impossible at first
>replies will ensue
>finisher
It can go further but not that often here at /bant/. English simpy isn't the first language of the most people here.

At Ylilauta this is basically a norm
>multistaged baiting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7XLIP4/b Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:24:37 No.4803777 Report

Quoted By: >>4803838

>>4803764
prove it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bwB4+eyO Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:28:08 No.4803804 Report

Quoted By: >>4803819 >>4803883

Americans are just culturally Christian, most actually don't give a fuck about it or go to church they just want people to think they are "good people" because if they didn't have a big bad invisible boyfriend telling them not to be sociopaths what would stop them?
inb4 epic le tips fedora meme

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7XLIP4/b Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:30:00 No.4803819 Report

Quoted By:

>>4803804
>tips fedora

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xeW12dvM Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:31:12 No.4803829 Report

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>>4803432
literally only if you're in a religious household and you're also underage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ABl7+5Tc Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:32:09 No.4803838 Report

Quoted By: >>4803856

>>4803777
I just did.

For you, the Straightdope forum has had almost a tradition for this. Don't underestimate those guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7XLIP4/b Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:34:16 No.4803856 Report

Quoted By: >>4803877

>>4803838
prove it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ABl7+5Tc Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:36:02 No.4803877 Report

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>>4803856
I just did.

For you, the Straightdope forum has had almost a tradition for this. Don't underestimate those guys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qiNM451I Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:36:59 No.4803883 Report

Quoted By: >>4803915 >>4804042

>>4803804
>if i aknowledge im a fedora tipper you cant use the meme
tips fedora

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bwB4+eyO Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:43:14 No.4803915 Report

Quoted By: >>4804042

>>4803883

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Anonymous ID:1eT2V9JY Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:59:54 No.4804042 Report

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>>4803883
>>4803915
Commit Seppuku unironically
https://nl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X4G+q7kV Mon 16 Apr 2018 03:01:09 No.4804052 Report

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im not forced to go to church because commiefornia

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