[Verse: Lois Griffin]
It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies
And sex on T.V

[Bridge: Peter Griffin]
But where are those good old-fashioned values....

[Bridge: The Griffins]
On which we used to rely?!

[Chorus: All]
Lucky there's a family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...

[Fill: Stewie Griffin ]
Laugh and cry!

[Outro: All]
He's our Senpai-ily Guyyy!