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The most important Jewish book after the Bible, is called The Talmud, which was written down around 400AD based on the oral traditions. It was first printed in 400 years ago by a German Catholic who designed the pages and every edition after his is based on his format.
The page we'll discuss is page 71 side A of Volume of Blessings:
Every day God prays, not to himself, for the God not to be angry of Israel. There's an equivalent length of time, 1/58888 of an hour, when God is angry at Israel. Only one person knew how to get the timing right for the precise moment, and his name was Bilam - the archenemy of Israel. For his talents, Bilam was hired by a Cananite king while the people of Israel were on there way from Egypt to the land of Israel.
Now we'll skip to a very far apart page:
Titus was the Roman emperor who destroyed the Second Temple. When he conquered Jerusalem he entered the temple, streched a Torah scroll in the holiest place, and had intercourse with a prostitute, then took a sword, stabbed the curtain, and a miracle was made and the curtain shed blood. He then believed he killed God.
Later on when on his way back to Rome, there was a storm which seemed to be about to sink the ship. Titus thought to himself the Jewish God is powerful in water as evident by drowning Paroah's army in the Sea of Reeds, so he said: "fight me on land if you can!". Then later on land, a mosquito entered Titus' nose, and buzzed ceaslessly, and for seven years tortured him until he died. His body was postmortemly dissected and they found a pegion sized mosqiouto which fed on him.
Onklus was a Greek pagan who converted to Judaism. He made a seance and asked Titus "what's important in the afterworld?". Titus replied: "Israel, but you can't follow all their laws". Then he contacted Bilam and asked him what's his punishment. Bilam replied: "they dip me every day in boiling semen." (Bilam used to have intercourse with his mule, so this is the appropriate corresponding punishment).
The page we'll discuss is page 71 side A of Volume of Blessings:
Every day God prays, not to himself, for the God not to be angry of Israel. There's an equivalent length of time, 1/58888 of an hour, when God is angry at Israel. Only one person knew how to get the timing right for the precise moment, and his name was Bilam - the archenemy of Israel. For his talents, Bilam was hired by a Cananite king while the people of Israel were on there way from Egypt to the land of Israel.
Now we'll skip to a very far apart page:
Titus was the Roman emperor who destroyed the Second Temple. When he conquered Jerusalem he entered the temple, streched a Torah scroll in the holiest place, and had intercourse with a prostitute, then took a sword, stabbed the curtain, and a miracle was made and the curtain shed blood. He then believed he killed God.
Later on when on his way back to Rome, there was a storm which seemed to be about to sink the ship. Titus thought to himself the Jewish God is powerful in water as evident by drowning Paroah's army in the Sea of Reeds, so he said: "fight me on land if you can!". Then later on land, a mosquito entered Titus' nose, and buzzed ceaslessly, and for seven years tortured him until he died. His body was postmortemly dissected and they found a pegion sized mosqiouto which fed on him.
Onklus was a Greek pagan who converted to Judaism. He made a seance and asked Titus "what's important in the afterworld?". Titus replied: "Israel, but you can't follow all their laws". Then he contacted Bilam and asked him what's his punishment. Bilam replied: "they dip me every day in boiling semen." (Bilam used to have intercourse with his mule, so this is the appropriate corresponding punishment).