Somebody once told me the homos are gonna get me
I ain't the straightest tool in the shed
He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb
About to create a gay posting thread
Well the (you)s start coming and they don't stop coming
Mods look at rules and ban the spammers spamming
Didn't make sense not to live for (you)s
Your brain gets dumb as if you're addicted to glue
So much to post, so much to report
So what's wrong with acting like a consort?
You'll never know if you don't post
You'll never shine if you don't ghost
Hey now, you're an niceposter, get your trip on, go gay
Hey now, you're a gayposter, get the thread up, foreplay
And all that gays is nice
Only moderators ban the device