>>4820148show them your ultimate /ck/ skills
Fucking walk in the kitchen like you just got done man handling your mom. Prop out the frying pans, oils, condiments, and other necessary ingredients for your 5 fucking star cuisine.
The smell you create will have them all entranced, the femmes will be showering you with their sweet virgin underage vagoo juice while the guys will literally open their buttholes for your bepis.
When you are finished, sit down in your throne and toss any bullshit party accessories towards the ground. The table is now all yours my friend.
As you begin to eat, make eye contact with every single being in that room establishing complete confidence in yourself.
This is the final feast of Satanas