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>be me
>looking around house, bored
>literally would do anything for a cheap laugh
>looks on top of fridge, sees bottle of anti-chewing spray for my dog
>reads ingredients, determines it's safe and possibly citrus flavored
>aims the nozzle at my mouth and do a quick spritz
>the instant it touches my mouth I knew I made a mistake
>tastes like biting into an irange peel, but 100 times worse
>instantly get a glass of water and gargles, taste remains
>uses mouthwash, taste still there
>takes a swig of peroxide, swisges it around, taste still there
>look on bottle
>"reapply to items every 2 weeks"
It's been 20 minutes since I did this, and the taste is still there. I really hope that I don't have to wait 2 weeks for stuff not to taste absolutely horrible.
>looking around house, bored
>literally would do anything for a cheap laugh
>looks on top of fridge, sees bottle of anti-chewing spray for my dog
>reads ingredients, determines it's safe and possibly citrus flavored
>aims the nozzle at my mouth and do a quick spritz
>the instant it touches my mouth I knew I made a mistake
>tastes like biting into an irange peel, but 100 times worse
>instantly get a glass of water and gargles, taste remains
>uses mouthwash, taste still there
>takes a swig of peroxide, swisges it around, taste still there
>look on bottle
>"reapply to items every 2 weeks"
It's been 20 minutes since I did this, and the taste is still there. I really hope that I don't have to wait 2 weeks for stuff not to taste absolutely horrible.
