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Anonymous ID:3pDhlmiz Thu 19 Apr 2018 16:33:35 No.4851162 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous ID:emNaNWKT Thu 19 Apr 2018 16:35:24 No.4851182 Report

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just tryin to send positive vibes im in a good mood ya kno dont be such a wet sausage

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Anonymous ID:3pDhlmiz Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:13:34 No.4851938 Report

Quoted By: >>4851949 >>4851962 >>4851992 >>4852870

>>4851182
Don't talk about my sausage like that. But seriously tho help me /bant/
She's obviously into me but how do I say something without being retarded in the mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:emNaNWKT Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:15:17 No.4851949 Report

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>>4851938
she isnt real

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bgIvhrVz Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:16:50 No.4851962 Report

Quoted By: >>4851965 >>4852870

>>4851938
tell her that your love for her is like diarrhia, you can't hold it in

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Anonymous ID:3pDhlmiz Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:17:31 No.4851965 Report

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>>4851949
>>4851962
I fucking hate you guys

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THE SYRIAN FAGGOT ID:fNf0wHbL Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:21:22 No.4851992 Report

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>>4851938
real shit ?

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Anonymous ID:3pDhlmiz Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:24:11 No.4852003 Report

Quoted By: >>4852008

>>4851992
Yes it's fucking real

Every time she fucking looks me straight in the eyes and cracks a smile and then does that whole "linger for a second longer than you should" thing that drives every guy up the fucking wall

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THE SYRIAN FAGGOT ID:fNf0wHbL Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:25:18 No.4852008 Report

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>>4852003
if you don't wanna miss this chance you really need to learn a few basic things my man

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Anonymous ID:3pDhlmiz Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:39:37 No.4852854 Report

Quoted By: >>4852878 >>4852957

>>4852008
Well then like what
Spill your secrets

Jellyfish

Jellyfish ID:Vq/M+coG Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:42:06 No.4852870 Report

Quoted By: >>4852887

>>4851962
LOL

>>4851938
what's your face like when you see her with someone else

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IOdE/eNG Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:42:56 No.4852878 Report

Quoted By: >>4852887

>>4852854
Talk to her, strike up some conversation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3pDhlmiz Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:46:08 No.4852887 Report

Quoted By: >>4852903 >>4852943

>>4852870
She's always alone or with one or two other girls tbf
She seems like the cute shy and nerdy kind

>>4852878
"Yes hello I browse r/banter can I see you naked now pls"

Jellyfish

Jellyfish ID:Vq/M+coG Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:49:00 No.4852903 Report

Quoted By: >>4852910

>>4852887
>She seems like the cute shy and nerdy kind
>She seems like
yes well it's usually like that
until you dig a little deeper and you find out she's been dating someone for months when you finally mustered up the balls to ask her out...

not that i'm saying your girl's doing the same but, y'know, you might wanna talk to her

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Anonymous ID:3pDhlmiz Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:51:19 No.4852910 Report

Quoted By: >>4852918 >>4852932 >>4852949

>>4852903
So what, I don't give a shit about that
I'm mostly just at a loss what to say. This shit has been going on for weeks and she always seems to pop up when I least expect it

Jellyfish

Jellyfish ID:Vq/M+coG Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:53:17 No.4852918 Report

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>>4852910
ask her out for lunch then when she's not busy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rbnp97xD Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:55:29 No.4852932 Report

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>>4852910
Just wait until you run into her alone in the hallway again and say "Hey [her name], do you want to go out to [activity] next [day]?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IOdE/eNG Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:57:26 No.4852943 Report

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>>4852887
Make up something or do something that you can talk about later. If she’s openly attractive to you you must be doing something right

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Anonymous ID:IOdE/eNG Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:59:25 No.4852949 Report

Quoted By: >>4852954

>>4852910
You seem to have a pretty good grasp of the English language, flaunt that around and flirt with her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3pDhlmiz Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:59:37 No.4852951 Report

Quoted By: >>4853055 >>4853149

>>4852918
>>4852932

I have no idea what the fuck her name is. She's probably from another faculty even
I dunno guys I kinda feel like I'm gonna fuck shit up as soon as my mouth opens
But I'm gonna keep it in mind I suppose.

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Anonymous ID:3pDhlmiz Thu 19 Apr 2018 18:59:58 No.4852954 Report

Quoted By: >>4852962

>>4852949
my writing skills >>>> my talking skills

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THE SYRIAN FAGGOT ID:fNf0wHbL Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:00:37 No.4852957 Report

Quoted By: >>4852964

>>4852854
ever heard of "game" ?
if you are not autisitc socially just go talk to her

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Anonymous ID:IOdE/eNG Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:01:59 No.4852962 Report

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>>4852954
Practice sounding it out, if you’re decent I don’t think she’ll be able to tell the difference.

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Anonymous ID:3pDhlmiz Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:02:16 No.4852964 Report

Quoted By: >>4852978 >>4852987

>>4852957
> if you are not autistic socially
I'm fucked aren't I

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Anonymous ID:IOdE/eNG Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:05:02 No.4852978 Report

Quoted By: >>4852989

>>4852964
Have confidence pal. You’ve caught her eye, you should do fine

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THE SYRIAN FAGGOT ID:fNf0wHbL Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:07:02 No.4852987 Report

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>>4852964
>I'm fucked aren't I
you can go talk to her and do the best you can start working some things out

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Anonymous ID:3pDhlmiz Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:07:47 No.4852989 Report

Quoted By: >>4853011 >>4853090

>>4852978
>>4852987

I'll try to find a moment to give it a shot.
But god damn it's been so fucking long this is gonna be harsh
w/e if a literal dumpster fire happens I'll come over and tell you guys all about it
Then I'll get drunk and listen to you guys make fun of my retarded ass

THE SYRIAN FAGGOT

THE SYRIAN FAGGOT ID:fNf0wHbL Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:10:39 No.4853011 Report

Quoted By: >>4853048 >>4853061

>>4852989
you have a discord man cuz i don't come here often anymore and i want to know what will happen ? also if you want to learn some basic stuff we can talk bro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3pDhlmiz Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:14:37 No.4853048 Report

Quoted By: >>4853068

>>4853011
No sorry I really don't have time to keep track of all that shit
Even if I made one I'd probably forget about it in a few days

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tc1rAL2D Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:15:50 No.4853055 Report

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>>4852951
The first thing you'll want to do is ask her name then and do some small talk if you've never actually talked to her before. Ask her what faculty she's from, talk about work a little, then before you leave ask her if she wants to go out for lunch or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tc1rAL2D Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:16:36 No.4853061 Report

Quoted By: >>4853108

>>4853011
sorry we bombed you friend

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THE SYRIAN FAGGOT ID:fNf0wHbL Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:17:02 No.4853068 Report

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>>4853048
okay , hope i catch your post whenever i come later

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Anonymous ID:IOdE/eNG Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:19:31 No.4853090 Report

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>>4852989
Just relax, plenty of more fish in the sea if it’s a no

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THE SYRIAN FAGGOT ID:fNf0wHbL Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:23:04 No.4853108 Report

Quoted By: >>4853131

>>4853061
no need to be sorry my mad,everyone and their mother is bombing here, i was asleep and didn't hear it lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tc1rAL2D Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:26:43 No.4853131 Report

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>>4853108
well at least you're optimistic, you seem like a good person.
I'm glad we have the internet where we can talk to people from all over the world like this

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Jellyfish ID:Vq/M+coG Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:29:39 No.4853149 Report

Quoted By: >>4853152 >>4853189 >>4853225

>>4852951
>I have no idea what the fuck her name is
you at the back

Jellyfish

Jellyfish ID:Vq/M+coG Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:30:14 No.4853152 Report

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>>4853149
*in

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THE SYRIAN FAGGOT ID:fNf0wHbL Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:32:23 No.4853168 Report

Quoted By: >>4853187

>>4853131
thank you ,funny thing is that that night was really a good night for me , i was just staring at the alley with that comfy yellow street light listening to some indie folk/blues and then slept at 3 am.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tc1rAL2D Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:34:12 No.4853187 Report

Quoted By: >>4853202

>>4853168
sounds super comfy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IOdE/eNG Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:34:22 No.4853189 Report

Quoted By: >>4853214

>>4853149
Who is this pussy princess?

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THE SYRIAN FAGGOT ID:fNf0wHbL Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:35:38 No.4853202 Report

Quoted By: >>4853224

>>4853187
it was . speaking of comfy is /comfy/ thread dead here ? i haven't seen one yet

Jellyfish

Jellyfish ID:Vq/M+coG Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:36:54 No.4853214 Report

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>>4853189
been more than a decade, still no one knows. only relevant search on google is GGW Tiara Girl

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Anonymous ID:Tc1rAL2D Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:38:05 No.4853224 Report

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>>4853202
Idk, I don't usually go to those. I think the comfy should just be dispersed among all of /bant/ rather than being contained in one general but I could see why some people like it

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Anonymous ID:3pDhlmiz Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:38:05 No.4853225 Report

Quoted By: >>4853271

>>4853149
Honestly I'm pretty much literally the chad virgin meme
I'm pretty ripped and people who never talk to me always assume I'm confident af
Sometimes I wish I was just mute

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tc1rAL2D Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:43:45 No.4853271 Report

Quoted By: >>4853297

>>4853225
Is this comic you? >>4853107

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3pDhlmiz Thu 19 Apr 2018 19:46:29 No.4853297 Report

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>>4853271
100% but without the high lift shoes
That's just so out of style

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