>>4854761I dont have a chiar. I have a piss stained mattress lying in the middle of my trash-heap room adjacent to my cum-stained laptop.
I sit on my mouldy mattress cross legged and jerk off furiously to indonesian midget pornography, using cucumbers as anal toys (before eating them)
even walking along the road past my perma-close shutter, you can sense the faint smell of astroglide in the air