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Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 06:39:51 No.4858077 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4858079 >>4858142 >>4858477 >>4858599 >>4858693

ITT:Real Orthodox Jew AMA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:21w+KLh8 Fri 20 Apr 2018 06:40:30 No.4858079 Report

Quoted By: >>4858401

>>4858077
What did you eat for dinner?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fCLj9S8i Fri 20 Apr 2018 06:59:29 No.4858142 Report

Quoted By: >>4858401

>>4858077
What's an unorthodox jew?

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:12:57 No.4858401 Report

Quoted By: >>4858420

>>4858079
A deli wrap at jeffs gourmet in LA

>>4858142
A lost Jew that we must pray to Hashem comes back to his Heritage

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:13:22 No.4858403 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:21w+KLh8 Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:17:44 No.4858420 Report

Quoted By: >>4858423

>>4858401
That took a while for you to answer but cool. I ate a roast lamb with baked potatoes and veggies

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:17:52 No.4858421 Report

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bump 1

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:18:15 No.4858423 Report

Quoted By: >>4858441

>>4858420
tell me about yourself. what state are you in?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fCLj9S8i Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:19:43 No.4858428 Report

Quoted By: >>4858431

Would you eat pork grown in a lab?

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:20:07 No.4858431 Report

Quoted By: >>4858470

>>4858428
Don't know, would have to consult a legitimate Rabbi

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:21w+KLh8 Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:22:24 No.4858441 Report

Quoted By: >>4858448

>>4858423
Look pal. I'm supposed to be the one asking you the questions.

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:24:27 No.4858448 Report

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>>4858441
ask me more

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e56Gm7oa Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:25:20 No.4858454 Report

Quoted By: >>4858486

Is 4chan even kosher?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y1+HeC4+ Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:25:48 No.4858461 Report

Quoted By: >>4858486

do you think 6 million was an over estimated?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fCLj9S8i Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:27:42 No.4858470 Report

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>>4858431
I heard some story that some high up jew said that it was possibly legal for jews to eat it, so maybe soon jewish approved bacon?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BPFg0hOy Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:29:27 No.4858477 Report

Quoted By: >>4858481

>>4858077
how observant are you?

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:31:23 No.4858479 Report

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This song and video make me cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLVq0IAzh1A

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:31:41 No.4858481 Report

Quoted By: >>4858496

>>4858477
I keep everything

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:32:18 No.4858486 Report

Quoted By: >>4858521

>>4858454
Highly highly questionable at best

>>4858461
Naw, that count is accurate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BPFg0hOy Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:34:05 No.4858496 Report

Quoted By: >>4858518

>>4858481
last week i read this crazy article about jews, beer and passover

https://forward.com/news/398518/orthodox-rabbis-order-jews-to-stick-to-budweiser-or-skip-beer/
this part really got me:
>During the holiday, Jews are not allowed to own leavened foods that have risen for longer than 18 minutes, a category that, for technical reasons, includes beer. In order to keep Jews from having to throw away stocks of stored food, ancient rabbis invented a legal loophole, called Mechirat Chametz, by which Jews can symbolically sell prohibited foods and then buy back at the end of the holiday.

>Leavened foods owned by non-Jews during Passover are fine for Jews to eat after the holiday, hence the exception for Bud.

how often do you encounter crazy complex rabbinical loopholes and mental gymnastics like this? and do you mind saying what part of america you're in? are there a lot of other jews where you are?

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:37:15 No.4858518 Report

Quoted By: >>4858537

>>4858496
This article is heretical. please ignore.

The thoughts of those who do not accept ultra-orthodox Judaism as the True Word of G-d should be utterly disregarded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y1+HeC4+ Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:37:37 No.4858521 Report

Quoted By: >>4858523

>>4858486
he'll be back mark my words jew

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:38:27 No.4858523 Report

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>>4858521
Hes already been reincarnated as me. Satan is trembling.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BPFg0hOy Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:41:17 No.4858537 Report

Quoted By: >>4858549

>>4858518
are you ashkenazi or sephardic?

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:43:40 No.4858548 Report

Quoted By: >>4858552

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02zj2CcRZ_I&t=17s

My aspie fiancée (Totatlly observant Ashkenazi Jewess, and is meticously with the laws of dress code) is the daughter and granddaughter of holocaust survivors. I showed her these two Hitler vids...she cried and was forever changed...

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:44:03 No.4858549 Report

Quoted By: >>4858564

>>4858537
Sephardic (Persian)

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:45:03 No.4858552 Report

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>>4858548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02zj2CcRZ_I&t=17s

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BPFg0hOy Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:48:04 No.4858564 Report

Quoted By: >>4858574

>>4858549
so if you're ultra orthodox sephardic, do you agree that us goyim exist to serve jews?

https://www.jta.org/2010/10/18/news-opinion/israel-middle-east/sephardi-leader-yosef-non-jews-exist-to-serve-jews

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:48:08 No.4858567 Report

Quoted By: >>4858584

"...he sent forth the dove, and it no longer continued to return to him."

(Genesis 8:12)

Such an emotional verse....I relate too much...post your favorite Tanach quotes (No New Testament garbage)

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:49:23 No.4858574 Report

Quoted By: >>4858583

>>4858564
Yes, I even have a book on my shelf that is approved by ultra-orthodox authorties that says this explicitly! And this is a book that is suitable for women and young people, not exclusive to scholars!

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:52:18 No.4858579 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOoaV-_R8KA&t=907s
Grand Master Ultra-Orthodox Rabbi uses chicken and the kosher slaughter laws to teach a subliminal kamasutra lesson (I.E. delivered through proxy language)...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BPFg0hOy Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:53:19 No.4858583 Report

Quoted By: >>4858596

>>4858574
who are the jews who do that thing where the rabbi sucks on the baby's dick during circumcision?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U9UL8Vbk Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:53:44 No.4858584 Report

Quoted By: >>4858595

>>4858567
What do you think about Christians pronouncing the divine name? Is it offensive or just misguided?

As for Tanakh quotes, I like God fighting Leviathan in Job 41

Justin the Jew

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Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:56:02 No.4858593 Report

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So brutal (Rabbi Yisroel Belsky [obm], leading authority of the Orthodox Union Kashrut Division)

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:56:33 No.4858595 Report

Quoted By: >>4858600

>>4858584
They shouldn't do that

What does that verse say to you, Anon?

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:57:01 No.4858596 Report

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>>4858583
That is a mystical practice. It is meant to symbolize the rectification of the sin of Adam.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:21w+KLh8 Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:58:37 No.4858599 Report

Quoted By: >>4858603

>>4858077
Why are you noses so smexy?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U9UL8Vbk Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:59:20 No.4858600 Report

Quoted By: >>4858614

>>4858595
It's primal mythological imagery of a battle between God's divine kingship and the chaos of the great monster. Both are incomprehensible divine beings to Job who's only a mortal, God is saying that the cosmic struggles of the universe aren't for him to question.

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:00:53 No.4858603 Report

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>>4858599
I am extremely attracted to women with semetic features, ESPECIALLY Ashkenazi Jewesses...apparently my fiancée's maternal grandmother was a convert (white) but she has a Jewy face...but not the one that sets me on fire (Think Heddy Lamar, she is perfect) :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fCLj9S8i Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:03:09 No.4858611 Report

Quoted By: >>4858619

What do you think of the proposed circumcision ban in Iceland?

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:04:33 No.4858614 Report

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>>4858600
We must allow ourselves to be cucked by G-d, but it can be so enraging to accept the terms...

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:05:26 No.4858619 Report

Quoted By: >>4858633

>>4858611
Antisemetic garbage. Esau will drink a bitter cup...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eh7NtBtW Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:09:31 No.4858632 Report

Quoted By: >>4858649

How was your day?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fCLj9S8i Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:09:38 No.4858633 Report

Quoted By: >>4858652

>>4858619
It's about protecting children from barbaric practices, Nothing about antisemitism.
I hope it spreads throughout the world desu, no more baby snipping.

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:16:24 No.4858649 Report

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>>4858632
I'm depressed because I cant be with my woman, and I have all these hindrances that I semi oppose on myself...im trying everyday to become better, to learn more, to improve my character...I feel excluded in my community because I'm "non-select" and I am embittered by my expierences with women and how they expect me to make a lot of money so they will date me...my fiancée is flakey and her parents are extremely overprotective even though she is 27 (I'm 25)...she is madly in love with me however...hopefully I will marry her this coming year....please pray to the G-d of the Hebrews for me (Mattyahu ben Sima)

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:16:45 No.4858652 Report

Quoted By: >>4858668

>>4858633
G-d loves ritual circumcision

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fCLj9S8i Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:20:41 No.4858668 Report

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>>4858652
God's a perv, wanting to see all those snipped penises, fuckin pedo.
Didn't he also used to love having lambs sacrificed to him?
Did he just get bored of that or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tApMAZNF Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:28:46 No.4858693 Report

Quoted By: >>4858740 >>4858769 >>4858771

>>4858077
Are you a real orthodox jew

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BPFg0hOy Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:39:16 No.4858740 Report

Quoted By:

>>4858693
seconding this question

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:44:59 No.4858769 Report

Quoted By:

>>4858693
yes

Shabbat Shalom!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fCLj9S8i Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:45:11 No.4858771 Report

Quoted By: >>4858842

>>4858693
r u?

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:45:45 No.4858775 Report

Quoted By: >>4858783

Going to pass out, have to wake up early to serve G-d!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BPFg0hOy Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:46:29 No.4858783 Report

Quoted By: >>4858795

>>4858775
pass out? are you drinking?

Justin the Jew

Justin the Jew ID:Kil3Lajn Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:49:31 No.4858795 Report

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>>4858783
no, I'm trying to induce others to rest

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U9UL8Vbk Fri 20 Apr 2018 09:52:43 No.4858800 Report

Quoted By: >>4858842

יהוה is gay :-DDD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tApMAZNF Fri 20 Apr 2018 10:06:56 No.4858842 Report

Quoted By:

>>4858771
no
>>4858800 (dubs)
based

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